154 definition by Cornholio

Crazy; nuts; psycho; a few sandwiches short of a picnic. From the Yiddish.
Sky-diving? You'd have to be meshuggah.
by cornholio October 09, 2003

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The runs, diarrhea
Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.
by Cornholio September 29, 2003

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Yiddish for a homosexual queerio; not politically correct.
The little decorator seemed like such a faygele as he flitted around the fabric store.
by cornholio October 16, 2003

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A verse form, often humorous and generally off-color or obscene, as:

"Then up spoke the Bey of Algiers,
And said to his harem, 'My dears,
'Tho' you may think it odd of me,
I've given up sodomy.
Tonight there'll be fucking! (Loud cheers).
They were just a bunch of drunken Oxford dons, spouting limericks.
by cornholio October 11, 2003

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A terrorist named Cornholio who needs TP for his bunghole.
I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
by Cornholio August 15, 2003

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Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.
In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy
by cornholio October 16, 2003

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Slang for either LSD or purple cannabis.
originally meaning LSD(according to dictionaries and drug resources)
more recently redefined and popularized in refference to purple cannabis.
Both usages are correct, however it is more commonly used in refference to cannabis.
... also a popular song by Jimi Hendrix written under the influence of LSD...
"Got weed on the ton
I'm bangin with my hand up her dress like, unh
I'll make her cum, purple haze in my lungs"-THE GAME (f/ 50 Cent) LYRICS This Is How We Do

"Purple haze all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You got me blowin', blowin' my mind
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?" - Jimi Hendrix Lyrics Purple Haze

"Are You Experienced, one time I just heard that recently, I must have been high or something. Yeah, when I heard it, it was like, um, I said, 'Damn! I wonder where my head was at, when I said all those things,' you know. But I don't consider that more invention of psychedelic, 'cause it's asking a lot of questions. I said, 'Damn! Wait a minute, I feel ... you know, 'scuse me while I do this,' for a second maybe, it could be stuff like goin' in different strange areas and all this, like most curious people do. And I just happened to put it on "Purple Haze." But the way I write things, I just write them in, with a clash between reality and fantasy mostly... ALTHAM: Well, I think psychedelic to most people has connotations with LSD.

HENDRIX: Oh, you mean strictly LSD? You mean with that type of consciousness?

ALTHAM: Yeah, with dreams...

HENDRIX: Oh right! Oh yeah, well you have to give them a little bit of it to dream on, because so they can hear it over again, 'cause they might be in a different mood. Well, dreams come from different moods. So it's nothin' but moody... you know laughs." -Keith Altham Interview with Jimi Hendrix 1970
by Cornholio February 10, 2005

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