153 definitions by Cornholio

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

media

Gigolos who can't cut the mustard.

"Media lies" is a redundancy.

by Cornholio October 6, 2003

Tio Taco

Mexican-American equivalent of an Uncle Tom; a sellout to the Gabachos.

He's such a Tio Taco he puts ketchup on enchiladas.

by Cornholio October 10, 2003

The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

by Cornholio October 5, 2003

Fascist Island

Fashion Island, an upscale mall in Newport Beach, CA

I went to fascist island to buy a pair of overpriced knickers.

by Cornholio October 17, 2003

buggerall

British for "not a damned thing'; gurnisht; nada.

I worked painting his house for a week, but he didn't pay me buggerall

by Cornholio October 10, 2003

troll

(1) Homeless person who lives, e.g., under a bridge;
(2) To go to a bar or other similar venue, looking for sexual companionship.

(1) That troll wants us to give him money because his sign says he loves Jesus;
(2) Let's go down to Cheers and troll for some poon-tang.

by Cornholio October 20, 2003