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Alcoholics Anonymous

A self-help program for alcoholics involving group confession; substitutes an addiction to the organization and its rituals for an addiction to alcohol. Also AA.
Ever since he got convicted of drunk driving he's beein going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a day, and become insufferable.
by cornholio October 13, 2003
mugGet the Alcoholics Anonymousmug.

bodice ripper

A "romantic" but risque novel aimed at a female audience; refers to the buxom women who decorate the covers, along with the dark, handsome, and wealthy male
I went to the bookstore in the airport, but all they had were bodice rippers
by Cornholio September 25, 2003
mugGet the bodice rippermug.

horse shit

lies; pompous natterings
Don't give me any of your horse shit about ephedra being good for you!
by cornholio October 14, 2003
mugGet the horse shitmug.

phooey

"Yuck!"
I tried the pop-tarts. Phooey! They were disgusting, so I spit them out.
by cornholio October 14, 2003
mugGet the phooeymug.

red state

A state that has recently gone Republican and is shown on the political maps as red; oppisite of bicoastal and blue state.
You'll never carry a red state with a pro-gun-control candidate.
by Cornholio October 30, 2003
mugGet the red statemug.

Blech

Blech! Worse than Taco Bell!
by cornholio October 14, 2003
mugGet the Blechmug.

the fuggerung

A mythical creature that is rumored to roam the wilds of the South East of England. The fuggerung's visage is reportedly so hideous that any would-be traveller/challenger who has encountered the beast has rarely returned to tell his tale.

Those that do return are driven mad by the horrors of the fuggerung, and when asked as to what they saw can only twist their face into a cruel distortion of their normal figures. This condition is often referred to as Man-this-soup-is-hot syndrome.
"Oh, I am now a weary traveller, but I have ye one more question. What has become of Sir Thomas of Cheriton?"
"Why good sir, he is never seen again. For he has seen the fuggerung, and is mad with terror!"
by cornholio November 9, 2004
mugGet the the fuggerungmug.

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