Definitions by Cornholio

flag waver 

1. A scoundrel who uses patriotism as his last refuge;
2. An exhibitionist who flashes his prong to the astonished onlookers; a weenie waver.

1. That flag waver was embezzling from the Defense Department while claiming to support the troops.
2. The little flag waver got 30 days after he was arrested outside the school.

flag waver by Cornholio November 4, 2003

going to the dentist 

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

going to the dentist by Cornholio November 4, 2003

get it up 

Achieve an erection; get a hard-on; by extension, perform any difficult task.

He's so asexual, he couldn't get it up at an Annie Sprinkle marathon.

get it up by Cornholio November 4, 2003

health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

health stick by Cornholio November 3, 2003

petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.

They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.

petting by Cornholio November 3, 2003

cancer tube 

Ciagrette; health stick, fag

I came, rolled over and sucked on a cancer tube. Isn't that what guys are supposed to do?

cancer tube by Cornholio November 3, 2003

sleazopoid

Sleazoid, only more or less so.

Down at the Savon, Chuckie was reading Hustler and cackling. What a sleazopoid!

sleazopoid by Cornholio November 3, 2003