Cornholio's definitions

prosit

"Cheers! " in German. See kampai, l'chaim.

Prosit, exclaimed Hans, as he downed 6 ounces of Jagermeister and fell to the floor with a thud.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

handballing

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.

Handballing is a true expression of boy-love

by cornholio October 16, 2003

media

Gigolos who can't cut the mustard.

"Media lies" is a redundancy.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

limousine liberal

Wealthy person, who adopts the cause of the downtrodden and then goes back to real estate; carries a connotation of hypocrisy; see bobo, bicoastal, parlor pink.

The limousine liberals oppose vouchers but send their kids to private school.

by Cornholio October 30, 2003

kampai

"Bottoms up!" in Japanese.

Kampai, baka!

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

America gonif

"Damned clever, these Yankee goyim."

Al Sharpton's hair is REAL. America gonif!

by cornholio October 14, 2003