Cornholio's definitions

kampai

"Bottoms up!" in Japanese.

Kampai, baka!

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

media

Gigolos who can't cut the mustard.

"Media lies" is a redundancy.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

handballing

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.

Handballing is a true expression of boy-love

by cornholio October 16, 2003

America gonif

"Damned clever, these Yankee goyim."

Al Sharpton's hair is REAL. America gonif!

by cornholio October 14, 2003

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.

Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.

by cornholio October 6, 2003

Venus butterfly

A sex toy that stimulates the vulva externally.

There she was in the teachers' lounge, smiling; all you could hear was the buzzing of the Venus butterfly

by cornholio October 4, 2003

nova

Expensive and not very salty smoked salmon, from "Nova Scotia."

Gimme a bagel, some nova and cream cheese -- no oinion!

by cornholio October 30, 2003