Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Corncakes

Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

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To mutually and silently agree to not recognise or acknowledge an acquaintance in a public setting.

Cynthia and Dan lacknowledged each other in the supermarket, saving both time and awkwardness.

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Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

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To stand around aimlessly doing nothing

The venue was in the middle of nowhere, so when we arrived for the concert two hours early, we had to hang balls until the doors opened.

Hang balls by Corncakes January 20, 2024

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Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.

“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.

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The generously proportioned gut and pudendum of an otherwise normal-sized person

Due to the prodigious protrusion of his kablorski, Dave couldn’t get close enough to give his order at the omelette station without shouting.

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A chubby girl with undeniably large and stupendous tits.

By 2 am an average porkchester can become irresistible if one has had too much to drink.

Porkchester by Corncakes February 27, 2020

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