Definitions by Cooter

Cooter 

1. a vagina
2. a type of fish
3. a character on Dukes of Hazzard
4. a drunken redneck

* Cooter and Slapjacks are best friends.
* Not so hard, my cooter can't handle your loving - here, mess with my slapjacks a little!!!
* Your cooter smells like a dirty cheesy spud!!!

Cooter by Cooter April 20, 2005

cherry danish 

When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!

Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!

cherry danish by Cooter April 20, 2005

Orlando Bloom 

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!

Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!

Orlando Bloom by Cooter March 14, 2005

jewelry 

Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.

Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.

Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.

Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.

Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.

Of high quality: jewelry tools.

Discriminating: jewelry taste.

Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.

Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.

Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.

Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.

Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.

That blone haired broad's ass looks like jewelry!

jewelry by cooter February 12, 2004

toolgazer 

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.

them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.

toolgazer by cooter February 11, 2004

Schiza Burger 

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

Schiza Burger by Cooter January 28, 2004

Platte County 

The worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.

Varsity Blues

Platte County by Cooter August 25, 2003