Cooter's definitions

gooch

the space between your balls and butt hole - can be used to describe someone being and idiot, if needed

"Man, my gooch is burning really badly. That's the last time I do someone a favor. OMG, they can hear me. OMG, I can hear me!! Dahdah dahdah dah!!"
or
"Stop being such a gooch and give me a shot of that."

by Cooter December 28, 2005

pokémon

The queerest game out there besides yugioh

I fucked charmander.

by cooter May 13, 2005

Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

by Cooter January 28, 2004

Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!

Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!

by Cooter March 14, 2005

bur-head

a way to desribe a ghetto person's hair

Damn, that bur-head looks like she is too lazy to even steal some relaxer!!!

by Cooter April 22, 2005

ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

get the fuck away from me you ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003

cherry danish

When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!

Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!

by Cooter April 20, 2005