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camel toe

a woman's vagina that shows through her pants because they are on so tight. Also known as "packing yo yo's" and "moose knuckles"
Damn Liz, those size three jeans are really poking your camel toe. . .
Ma'am, could you please come back inside the store - we have reason to believe that you are packing yoyo's. .
I came to the Memphis zoo to see some wildlife, but all I saw was some ghetto moose knuckles!!!
by Cooter May 24, 2005
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grab ass

the two robs in my german class are always playing grab ass. see also fagg, rump ranger, ass jockey
by cooter April 25, 2003
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Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!
Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!
by Cooter March 14, 2005
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slapjacks

a woman's breasts; boobs; fun-bags
Her slapjacks were so big that they were hanging out of her top on Daytona Beach!!!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
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jewelry

Being positive or desirable in nature; not bad or poor: a jewelry handjob; jewelry news from the abortion clinic.

Having the qualities that are desirable or distinguishing in a particular thing: a jewelry paint job.

Serving the desired purpose or end; suitable: This a jewelry header for the GTI.

Not spoiled or ruined: This Beer is still jewelry.
In excellent condition; sound: a jewelry shaved pussy.

Superior to the average; satisfactory: a jewelry set o'tits and ass.

Of high quality: jewelry tools.

Discriminating: jewelry taste.

Worthy of respect; honorable: hitting that deer ruined the a jewelry v-dub.

Attractive; handsome: jewelry curves.

Beneficial to health; salutary: a jewelry night's rest.

Competent; skilled: she does the reverse cowgirl like jewelry.

Complete; thorough: a jewelry blowjob.
That blone haired broad's ass looks like jewelry!
by cooter February 12, 2004
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buschmann

Zachery Buschmann is gay
by Cooter August 25, 2003
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lloyd

One who believes that the Annexation of Peurto Rico will indow the International Brotherhood of Electricians with Phylisophical abilities
That IBEW guy is such a Lloyd
by Cooter August 25, 2003
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