Putin’s favorite congressman

Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.

by Coop Dupe June 09, 2022

The Scribe

nickname from George W. Bush for Michael Gerson

The Scribe was 43's longest serving speechwriter.

by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019

Guru

nickname from George W. Bush for Condoleezza Rice

The Guru was from Alabama and the first female member of the Augusta National Golf Club along with Lake City native Darla Moore.

by Coop Dupe January 02, 2020

alien abandonment

when the legal system doesn’t use any words from foreign countries in America

The alien abandonment made minorities comprise most of the criminal justice system in America and the courts don’t try to speak their language variations either.

by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

clitoris cuddle

a man holding the clitoris between his lips.

The historical American did the clitoris cuddle to his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

baby's crying

having a scream that is over 60 decibels like the orgasm a mother makes when having a child.

The baby's crying every time we go to bed.

by Coop Dupe June 06, 2018