Definitions by Comrade Dmitri
marlon brando
marlon brando by Comrade Dmitri May 28, 2004
doom
A game which all players of Counter-Strike, Halo, Quake et al should thank for making the first-person shooter genre what it is today.
Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.
Doom is a classic in the true sense of the word. It spawned techniques still used in First-Person Shooters today.
Doom >is greater than> CS+HL+Halo+Quake+Unreal+GoldenEye
All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.
All are fantastic games, but Doom outranks them all. After all, Doom is simply legendary among shooter fans, even more so than the seminal CS. Thank Doom, with its crude 2D sprites, blocky graphics and unparalleled gameplay.
doom by Comrade Dmitri April 2, 2004
naomi wolf
naomi wolf by Comrade Dmitri March 16, 2004
Desert Eagle
Manufactured by Israeli Military Industries, for Magnum Research. A Gas-operated massive motherfucker.
Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.
Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.
Only men of Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique can truly handle the Desert Eagle, especially when chambered in .50 Action Express.
Desert Eagle by Comrade Dmitri March 15, 2004
catatonic
One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.
Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.
"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"
"Um.... I am The One!"
"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"
"Um.... I am The One!"
catatonic by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004
swing low
A old spiritual sung by plantation slaves.
Recently popularized (in the UK) by the success of England's rugby squad in the Rugby World Cup and in particular Fly-Half Jonny Wilkinson. He scored a conversion in the last 90 seconds or so, putting the score ahead to 20-17, from 17-17.
For those who come from non-rugby playing countries:
Try: 5 points.
Conversion: 3 points. Mr Wilkinson's speciality.
Recently popularized (in the UK) by the success of England's rugby squad in the Rugby World Cup and in particular Fly-Half Jonny Wilkinson. He scored a conversion in the last 90 seconds or so, putting the score ahead to 20-17, from 17-17.
For those who come from non-rugby playing countries:
Try: 5 points.
Conversion: 3 points. Mr Wilkinson's speciality.
Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...
Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...
...and so on.
Swing Low primarily refers to their eventual semblances of freedom, E.T.A. 28th August 1963. Possibly, the "Sweet Chariot" symbolizes civil rights legislation that may free the oppressed black peoples of America, and everywhere in a more general way.
Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...
Comin' for to carry me home...
Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...
...and so on.
Swing Low primarily refers to their eventual semblances of freedom, E.T.A. 28th August 1963. Possibly, the "Sweet Chariot" symbolizes civil rights legislation that may free the oppressed black peoples of America, and everywhere in a more general way.
Swing Low, Sweet Chaaariot,
Comin' for to carry me home...
swing low by Comrade Dmitri March 7, 2004