fingerfuck

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.

"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 06, 2005

dumpload

A large amount, such as crapload or shitload.

"Wallenbob has a dumpload of pictures of large dongers on his computer."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

crack 'n sniff

The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.

"She gave that other player a crack 'n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 06, 2005

funhole

A woman's cooter, punani, or twat.

"I poked her funhole until she came so hard she crapped herself."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

buttfungus

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.

"Dude, I can smell your buttfungus...you should have that looked at."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

buttsauce

Anal discharge, also see ass juice. Sometimes caused by buttfungus.

"I'm not gay or anything, but I find that the musky scent of a fat man's buttsauce makes me get a full-on chubby."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005