Colonel Turdburglar's definitions

balls across the nose

Totally freaking awesome.

"Dude, that movie "K-PAX" was balls across the nose!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 12, 2005

vom bomb

The highly acidic discharge that is ejected in the act of vomiting.

"I almost dropped a vom bomb the first time I ever smelled a woman's fart."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

Pubis Maximus

A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."

Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!

by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005

buttfungus

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.

"Dude, I can smell your buttfungus...you should have that looked at."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

dungus

The orifice from which dung is ejected or discharged.

"I kicked that fucker in the dungus so hard his shoes fell off!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 30, 2005

fingerfuck

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.

"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

buttsauce

Anal discharge, also see ass juice. Sometimes caused by buttfungus.

"I'm not gay or anything, but I find that the musky scent of a fat man's buttsauce makes me get a full-on chubby."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005