Colonel Turdburglar's definitions

fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

fingerfuck

To insert one's finger into another's well lubricated anal or vaginal orifice, imitating the rocking motion of conventional sex. See also fingerbang.

"Billy fingerfucked Amy's bung so hard that crap shot out!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 13, 2005

funhole

A woman's cooter, punani, or twat.

"I poked her funhole until she came so hard she crapped herself."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

dumpload

A large amount, such as crapload or shitload.

"Wallenbob has a dumpload of pictures of large dongers on his computer."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

dungus

The orifice from which dung is ejected or discharged.

"I kicked that fucker in the dungus so hard his shoes fell off!"

by Colonel Turdburglar August 30, 2005

beaver

A woman's stinkhole, kunt, or cooter. Sometimes smells like Mexican fast food, or even tunafish.

"Smells like Seven Layers....that beaver eats Taco Bell!" - Les Claypool

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

buttsauce

Anal discharge, also see ass juice. Sometimes caused by buttfungus.

"I'm not gay or anything, but I find that the musky scent of a fat man's buttsauce makes me get a full-on chubby."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005