Collin Jones's definitions

Muthafuckin' Snakes

A breed of snakes indigenous to muthafuckin' planes.

"I have had it with these Muthafuckin' Snakes, on this muthafuckin' plane!"

by Collin Jones August 22, 2006

Adam and Eve

Two Nudists Who Decided To Take Dietary Advice From A Talking Snake.

Eve: "Wow Adam, I'm Getting Fat. What Should I Do?

Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"

Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."

by Collin Jones June 27, 2005

Laughing Orgasm

The Strange Phenomena Of Breaking Into Laughter During Orgasm, Often Without Explanation. Can Occur During Masturbation Or Sexual Intercourse.

"I Was Beating Off Last Night And I Ended Up Having A Laughing Orgasm."

by Collin Jones October 10, 2005

MJsGirl

A well-known Troll in the IMDB community. On July 22nd, MJsGirl launched a campaign against Clerks II on the IMDB message boards, claiming that Kevin Smith belonged in jail and that Blacks didn't know what was offensive because they're less educated. Despite saying all of this, she constantly reiterated that she is a "liberal progressive" and that everything she says is right. She soon broadened her campaign to include Jim Norton, "Lucky Louie", Opie & Anthony, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone. Shortly after, she began to resort to tactics such as threatening lawsuits and claiming that she had been so troubled by peoples responses to her that she was being forced to see a psychiatrist. This failed to win her support, however, and she remains IMDB's most hated user.

MJsGirl is a fuckin' troll.

by Collin Jones September 9, 2008

Trust Rapist

One who is sent to a girlfriends house to test her trustworthiness, without the intent of actually raping.

"I Wish I Could Send A Guy To Your House And Have Him Not Rape You, Like Some Kind Of...Trust Rapist." -Scott Jones Jr.

by Collin Jones January 2, 2005

Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.

I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.

by Collin Jones October 7, 2006

Desperate Dick Syndrome

A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity. The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.

Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.

by Collin Jones October 2, 2007