Clerks II

The sequel to Kevin Smith's classic 1994 Indie film about a day in the life of 2 convenience store clerks. This movie find our characters, Dante and Randal, working for the fast-food chain "Moobys" after Randal leaves the coffee pot on at the Quick Stop, torching the entire building. Where the original movie was a classic in the Indie scene, Clerks II takes a step away from the Independent classic that spawned it and turns into a full-blown comedy which, surprisingly, is full of laughs and heart.

I saw Clerks II at 7:45 PM on opening night. It was the best 7:75 I've spent in over a year.

by Collin Jones July 22, 2006

Laughing Orgasm

The Strange Phenomena Of Breaking Into Laughter During Orgasm, Often Without Explanation. Can Occur During Masturbation Or Sexual Intercourse.

"I Was Beating Off Last Night And I Ended Up Having A Laughing Orgasm."

by Collin Jones October 10, 2005

Adam and Eve

Two Nudists Who Decided To Take Dietary Advice From A Talking Snake.

Eve: "Wow Adam, I'm Getting Fat. What Should I Do?

Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"

Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."

by Collin Jones June 27, 2005

AC/DC T-Shirt

1: A gateway into listening to even shittier music, such as, but not limited to, Motley Crue, Disturbed, Puddle Of Mudd, Rob Zombie, and Atreyu.

2: An alternative to wearing a giant sign that says "I'm a douchebag".

Kid in AC/DC T-shirt: "AC/DC Rules! All new music sucks!"

Me: (Slaps AC/DC kid in the face with a Mars Volta CD)

by Collin Jones July 03, 2006

MJsGirl

A well-known Troll in the IMDB community. On July 22nd, MJsGirl launched a campaign against Clerks II on the IMDB message boards, claiming that Kevin Smith belonged in jail and that Blacks didn't know what was offensive because they're less educated. Despite saying all of this, she constantly reiterated that she is a "liberal progressive" and that everything she says is right. She soon broadened her campaign to include Jim Norton, "Lucky Louie", Opie & Anthony, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone. Shortly after, she began to resort to tactics such as threatening lawsuits and claiming that she had been so troubled by peoples responses to her that she was being forced to see a psychiatrist. This failed to win her support, however, and she remains IMDB's most hated user.

MJsGirl is a fuckin' troll.

by Collin Jones September 09, 2008

Trust Rapist

One who is sent to a girlfriends house to test her trustworthiness, without the intent of actually raping.

"I Wish I Could Send A Guy To Your House And Have Him Not Rape You, Like Some Kind Of...Trust Rapist." -Scott Jones Jr.

by Collin Jones January 02, 2005

Desperate Dick Syndrome

A serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong sexual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of sexual inactivity. The condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.

Having not had sex since March 8th, 2006, Johnny developed Desperate Dick Syndrome and began lusting after fat girls.

by Collin Jones October 02, 2007