One of the greatest bands in the world. With singles such as 'we cant be arsed', 'smooshieing', '10 minutes until the bell will ring', 'german', 'mr maclellan is a pedo', 'la da la dum dum ded dum', 'random word song' and MANY others.
The history of the band begins in a biology lesson with Mrs Paterson and two talented girls found that they were bored and invented a band. Those two girls became the founding members. The name 'bitumen' comes from the periodic table and Bitumen happened to be the one which sounded best. Since then, they have preformed at a wide variety of gigs including in the school canteen, school lockers,english and german classrooms and outside Marks and Sparks.
Bitumen always write their own songs and play their own instuments, although some would say that the kazoo is not a real instument. They are wrong. OH, and by the way, the tune to 'la da la dum dum ded dum' was not stolen off David Charnley.
Blargle.
The history of the band begins in a biology lesson with Mrs Paterson and two talented girls found that they were bored and invented a band. Those two girls became the founding members. The name 'bitumen' comes from the periodic table and Bitumen happened to be the one which sounded best. Since then, they have preformed at a wide variety of gigs including in the school canteen, school lockers,english and german classrooms and outside Marks and Sparks.
Bitumen always write their own songs and play their own instuments, although some would say that the kazoo is not a real instument. They are wrong. OH, and by the way, the tune to 'la da la dum dum ded dum' was not stolen off David Charnley.
Blargle.
'man... i cannot get that bitumen song out of my head!'
'well.. thats probably beacuse they're the best band ever.'
'well.. thats probably beacuse they're the best band ever.'
by Colette March 19, 2004
Get the bitumenmug. A hair item wich prevents frizzi-ness or fro. They are relyed on by many people, but none more than judith. She has one big fro. SAVE THE FRO
by Colette February 24, 2004
Get the straightnersmug. by colette December 28, 2004
Get the jellybeanmug. 1. to become romantically linked with someone and see them on a regular basis.
2. to leave you usual hiding place and emerge from under the stone. THis could be a trip to the local store for some milk, to go and retrive someone's guinea pig or a night out involving alcohol. If the person is normal, when they leave the house they will not want to see anyone they know. Being Insociable is good.
2. to leave you usual hiding place and emerge from under the stone. THis could be a trip to the local store for some milk, to go and retrive someone's guinea pig or a night out involving alcohol. If the person is normal, when they leave the house they will not want to see anyone they know. Being Insociable is good.
1. 'oh, I'm going out with Chris'
2. 'I'm just going to go out and get some cheese so i can melt it on my toast. Be back soon.'
2. 'I'm just going to go out and get some cheese so i can melt it on my toast. Be back soon.'
by Colette April 11, 2004
Get the going outmug. the state of being so pissed AND so stoned that you belive you can fly. In the case of new year, jumping off a trampoline.
by Colette March 19, 2004
Get the wastedmug. REaly tight pants made out of spandex/rubber which the 'professional' swimmers wear. YOung boys especially. Some, like honeypot wear them so high that if he had any pubes they'd be coming out. Some, like someone who does not wish to be named wears them so low you're scared they'll fall off.
by Colette April 11, 2004
Get the speedosmug. An opportunity to magically get paid for staying at home and watching tv. In order to participate, one must be a teacher, and make it known that they may possibly, in the foreseeable future, have contact with someone who is over the age of 70, as they would then place that person at a higher risk of death (increasing the risk to the equivalent risk of being struck by lightening while scratching off a million dollar winning lottery ticket).
Sorry Kim, I can’t hang out on Tuesday, quarantining during the work week due to the pandemic, however, if you want to go clubbing on Saturday night, I’m free.
by Colette July 29, 2020
Get the Pandemicmug.