Colette 's definitions

speedos

REaly tight pants made out of spandex/rubber which the 'professional' swimmers wear. YOung boys especially. Some, like honeypot wear them so high that if he had any pubes they'd be coming out. Some, like someone who does not wish to be named wears them so low you're scared they'll fall off.

'jesus, check mikes speedos.. they look like they're about to fall of...OH JESUS!!WEENER!!'

by Colette April 11, 2004

art nouveau

A style of architecture, interior design which existed in the late 1800's. It's subject matter included birds, flowers, and the curves of the female body. All these could be expressed using curves and pastel colours, a distinctive technnique which is still recognised today.

1.dude.. come help me with my art nouveau essay.. ( extract above )
2. Wow.. look at that. Why, it's the perfect example of art nouveau.

by Colette February 22, 2004

jellybean

A word used for 14 year-old druggies named emma .

"Yo u jellybean stop screwing t*m"

by colette December 28, 2004

bitumen

One of the greatest bands in the world. With singles such as 'we cant be arsed', 'smooshieing', '10 minutes until the bell will ring', 'german', 'mr maclellan is a pedo', 'la da la dum dum ded dum', 'random word song' and MANY others.

The history of the band begins in a biology lesson with Mrs Paterson and two talented girls found that they were bored and invented a band. Those two girls became the founding members. The name 'bitumen' comes from the periodic table and Bitumen happened to be the one which sounded best. Since then, they have preformed at a wide variety of gigs including in the school canteen, school lockers,english and german classrooms and outside Marks and Sparks.

Bitumen always write their own songs and play their own instuments, although some would say that the kazoo is not a real instument. They are wrong. OH, and by the way, the tune to 'la da la dum dum ded dum' was not stolen off David Charnley.

Blargle.

'man... i cannot get that bitumen song out of my head!'
'well.. thats probably beacuse they're the best band ever.'

by Colette March 19, 2004

straightners

A hair item wich prevents frizzi-ness or fro. They are relyed on by many people, but none more than judith. She has one big fro. SAVE THE FRO

hey, do you reckon judith has starightners?

by Colette February 24, 2004

fro

the shortened version of afro, a very cool hairstyle popular in the 70's and forever popular with the blacks, although white people can have fros. Take Judith for example. her hair frizzes and sticks up more than most.

'man u gotta watch for judiths fro it almost knocked me out!'

by Colette February 21, 2004

ned

For those of us who were not educated at kindergarten, a ned is a person between the ages of around 8 to 18 who speaks with an accent no-one but fellow neds can understand (often saying stuff like ken fit ye bam). Their clothing consists of brightly coloured fake tracksuits and puffa jackets – a warning for people to stay away, similar to the markings of a wasp. Most will sport a radiant tan – although the furthest they’ve been is to a young offenders’ institute.They’ve been Smoking anything from mud to oregano since they were 3 coz they think it’s hard. They to display this ‘hardness’ by constantly having a cigarette behind one ear, an earring in the other and using the middle finger approach at least 32 times a day. They like to wear a ton of gold jewelery; so high quality the gold rubs off. Hobbies of the bam include drinking, burning down buildings, starting fights and shouting abuse at people.

'im nae a ned ye feckin cunt'

by Colette February 21, 2004