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Oceania

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1. A region in the Southeast Pacific Ocean, including Australia, Polynesia, Micronesia, and New Zealand

2. A fictional superpower in Nineteen Eighty-four that controls the Anglosphere, Latin America, and South Africa. Ruled by the authoritarian doctrine of Ingsoc, or English socialism.
1. I live in Oceania

2. Oceania's official language is Newspeak
by Colder November 16, 2011
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Steam

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An awesome program made by Valve that lets you buy and download games directly to your computer. It also has a community system with a friend network, so you can play with other people online.

Often criticized by retards on the internet who think its slow and crashes too often. Blame your computer, folks, not Steam.
Steam has never crashed on me before, and its rarely slow. I haven't the slightest idea why people hate it.
by Colder November 16, 2011
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Bicurious

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Euphemism for bisexual.

A term that implies a person is not quite heterosexual, but not quite bisexual. In reality, however, a "bicurious" person is really just a closet bisexual who won't admit it. We don't have homocurious or heterocurious, so why bicurious?
Friend: I'm not bisexual, I'm bicurious. I don't have sex with men, I'm just attracted to some of them.

Me: Oh yeah? So if I was attracted to women, but didn't have sex with them, what would that make me? Heterocurious?

Face it, bicurious is just a buzzword.
by Colder November 14, 2011
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PC Gamer

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1. A British magazine that gives information, release dates, and reviews about video games

2. A person who plays video games on a computer. Prefers PCs to Xbox/Playstation for reasons like stable controls, RTS games, and more control keys.
PC gamers aren't necessarily noobs. They just prefer a highly flexible, stable platform for gaming.
by Colder November 13, 2011
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GLHB

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Good luck have batman, a variant of GLHF coined by LifesAGlitchTV. Usually said at the start of a Starcraft II match to be friendly and sportsmanlike to your opponent.
player1: GLHF
player2: GLHB to you too!
player1: What??
player2: Good luck have batman
player1: Oh okay, you too I guess
by Colder November 2, 2011
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Console War

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A pointless, semi-retarded argument fought between fanboys of consoles like Xbox 360, PS3, and Wii.

Ten years ago, it was between the Gamecube, PS1, and the first Xbox. Twenty years ago it was between the SNES and Genesis.
Come on people, why can't you realize that actual computers are superior to consoles in every way?
When the majority of people become intelligent enough to realize a PC is better than any console, the console wars will end.
by Colder November 1, 2011
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Occupy Wall Street

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The bottom 99% of people on the income bracket rightfully protesting the top 1% getting more money than they deserve.

The richest people in the world (e.g. bankers, CEOs, media moguls, so called "job creators") don't actually work. They have other people work for them. They rake in millions of dollars while the people doing the actual work have to deal with lower pay and higher taxes.

And then the rich folks spend their unearned money on politicians, essentially controlling congress (both Republicans and Democrats). As a result, congress is happy to bail out these people when their businesses start losing money with cash out of the taxpayer's pocket. Not to mention the tax cuts doled out to these billionaires (started by Bush, extended by Obama). That is exactly what OWS is protesting.
Occupy Wall Street is one of the few glimmers of hope as the USA descends further into debt.

Let's have a show of hands. Thumbs up if you support the movement.
by Colder October 27, 2011
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