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How retarded people spell pwn. The word pwn is a typo of the word own, so spelling it pone is just idiotic.
Noob: We poned their team in Counter Strike
Average Person: It's spelled pwned, idiot.
Noob: No, it's spelled pone. Why would it be spelled with a "w"?
Average Person: Because it's a typo of own, and it came from Warcraft III.
Noob: Whatever
Average Person: It's spelled pwned, idiot.
Noob: No, it's spelled pone. Why would it be spelled with a "w"?
Average Person: Because it's a typo of own, and it came from Warcraft III.
Noob: Whatever
by Colder August 29, 2011
Get the Pone mug.Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
by Colder November 30, 2011
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Get the TT mug.A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.
by Colder May 7, 2011
Get the Shard mug.1. Stop trolling the forum, the mods are gonna ban you
2. Counter-Strike is my favorite Half-Life mod
2. Counter-Strike is my favorite Half-Life mod
by Colder October 9, 2011
Get the Mod mug.An awesome program made by Valve that lets you buy and download games directly to your computer. It also has a community system with a friend network, so you can play with other people online.
Often criticized by retards on the internet who think its slow and crashes too often. Blame your computer, folks, not Steam.
Often criticized by retards on the internet who think its slow and crashes too often. Blame your computer, folks, not Steam.
Steam has never crashed on me before, and its rarely slow. I haven't the slightest idea why people hate it.
by Colder November 16, 2011
Get the Steam mug.The new domain name for the internet humor site Encyclopedia Dramatica, as its old domain name has been taken over by some crappy website called OhInternet.
Jim: Hey, why can't i get on Encyclopedia Dramatica? It keeps redirecting me to this gay page called Ohinternet.
Me: Go to encyclopediadramatica.ch, that's where the original site is.
Jim: Oh okay. Thanks.
(Goes on ED, much lulz ensues)
Me: Go to encyclopediadramatica.ch, that's where the original site is.
Jim: Oh okay. Thanks.
(Goes on ED, much lulz ensues)
by Colder September 17, 2011
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