Colder's definitions

Shard

A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.

He deals some good shards, want a fix?

by Colder May 7, 2011

Blumpkin

To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.

I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.

by Colder May 7, 2011