Col. Dr.'s definitions

Piggy Bank

Any public coin-operated machine's cashbox which can be broken into and robbed.

We might have to smash open a piggy bank if we want malt liquor.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Graffiti Fraud

Advertising disguised as underground art.

Exemplified by Mark Ecko's faking of the tagging of Air Force One, which was a high cost production to advertise stillfree.com.

Can be used to describe any underground culture being used to induce consumers to buy something.

Using punk music in commercials is just plain graffiti fraud.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

cowtard

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.

Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Panty Poser

A lousy version of a drag queen, usually used by other drag queens to rip them.

Look, girlfriend, ever'body know y'ain't nuthin but a izzle little panty poser ho.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Punt

Football slang for a one night stand.

See also puck.

Rachel was just a punt from our game over in Toronto.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Titty Bag

Bra, used by a pimp in one of the Dirty Harry movies before he searches a prostitute's bra for hidden money.

Let's see what you got here in the titty bag.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Awning

Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.

Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006