Pesticles

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Vomitous

When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.

Bud's comments on your blog are vomitous, man.

by Col. Dr. April 26, 2006

Broken

Mated for life, never going to be parted in this life or the one to come.

See broke.

We're beyond married, man, we're broken.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

paki

Acronym of the major Muslim groups which filled Pakistan after the Partition of India (1947). They are as follows: Pashtu, Afghan, Kurd, Indian. Thus "PAKI," thus "Pakistan."

The diversity of cultures which combined to form Pakistan has led to anyone who looks Pakistani or Indian being called a Paki.

by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

Puck

Hockey slang for a one night stand.

See also punt.

Rachel was just a puck from our roadtrip to Hamilton.

by Col. Dr. April 25, 2006

Frijole

A promiscuous Latino woman, used by English speakers. From "free hole, eh?"

Susanna is such a frijole she don't know who her kid's father is.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

The Mother Tongue

Profanity, especially when used to berate another person.

You should have seen Bill speak the mother tongue to his brother last night.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006