floor towel

a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna

i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021

Mental gift

When you intentionally walk onto security or other film recording enjoying a product or retail food.

"Stay here im giving a mental gift a new product just came out"

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023

Meth dozer

A ambulance made out of a construction vehicle and a armored bus trademarked for the meth army.

Meth dozer is a armadillo bus with a cat front end loader.

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

Dead combatants

None cowards who limp away kneecapped from my door to their ambulance after bringing a nuclear weapon to a nuclear armed secure facility, residential or otherwise.

I leave you dead combatants for treason and trespassing...

by Cody5050 November 08, 2020

Rage

What I'll be feeling if they make me rid myself of the over $1 trillion dollars cdn I have in knives. There's 12 previous purchases by the court adjudication unit mobilizing on behalf of Ontario Canada and without authority of government as I'm 1/8 related to the queen Elizabeth the second through my great grandfather Stanley Procter of the 82 airborne Division dead before I was born. I can actually sorta understand the importance of not purchasing another Glock if I was not negotiable and listed as a nazi experimental chemical surgeries terrorist genetically engineered by hospital forcible confinement and chemical engineering surgeries against my will. I better not lose anymore as I've been through provincial government adjudication 12 times in the past and each time I make a appointment the crown pulls a whole new case out her ass and says fuck you beat another case since you have beaten this one do my job!!!

If I lose my home, my assets, or my society status without any kind of playthrough I'm going to go numb and enraged, then I'll be in a rage.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

Plastique pringles

The aluminum Pringle containers that come special with some movies to contain a oil bomb.

Plastique Pringles are awesome to eat from.

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

I hate all of you

All your needles guns and knives make me feel like vomitting. I hate every last one of you poisonous starvative assholes telling me you can but i cant. Please kill yourselves.

Asking me how im doing will only get the response i hate all of you, your a parasitic infection and the fact you cant ever share makes life worthless with you alive.

by Cody5050 May 26, 2023