private security

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass

i just hired private security?

by Cody5050 January 13, 2021

Those legally mandated

50,000,000 in defense of those affected by the fentanyl epidemic and vulnerable will defend with needed force in any confrontation best with letters and chaos

Those legally mandated mandatorily engage

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Walk on water

Dry ice

You can walk on water for 1 tonne of dry ice

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

antimatter

something so sensitive it should only be handled by family.

something only your aunts can handle.

something thats the reverse of a issue.

i dont know how my mom got antimatter everywhere, but its definitly there.

by Cody5050 January 13, 2021

Fishing

Waiting in the bathtub with a foreskin fry for your eggs to be fertilized

I love to leave my door open and go fishing

by Cody5050 February 08, 2023

kick the dog

when you drug your kitvhen witch with alcohol

can we kick the dog

by Cody5050 November 16, 2020

Chicken

Children

I want to see the chicken

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023