Tired wolf

Your parents and elders under 65 always loving always stressed

What colour is that tired wolfs hair?

by Cody5050 January 16, 2022

9/22

Stroked out 922 times with a bullet in my dick and did a heart surgery on myself

Is 9/22 the new 9/11

by Cody5050 January 22, 2022

Slobbering ooze

That last one of your friends who's hopelessly devoted to sharing why they believe your in the wrong about life choices and financial considerations absolutely ignorant about weapons and designer dress, maybe you if you're interested in my 3cr13 blade too closely, herpes-aides-gangrene-rabis-meth-covid 19-flu

You better not force me to undergo anymore w.m.d. attacks in the form of a gelled stilletto knife, if you're going to try telling me my knife is a weapon you can be the slobbering ooze on slanderous assault charges and drool everywhere after COVID 19 where's it's genetic structure is like to see that it is in fact just another rock

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

Slomobile

Any car including Ferrari or Porsche that has a $100⁰⁰ limiter put in designed for under 50kph using gas or electric.

I don't have a license I need a slomobile

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Earth

A inhospitable dangerous planet filled with blasters and knives.

When we get commercial space flight, youll catch me stowed away to leave Earth behind

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

second amendment rights

Second amendment rights are a controversial and confusing topic in North America but they are the equivalent to Russia's inalienable right to self-defence. The cold war is over but the world has three super powers and it takes three people to triangulate on a "target" whether paper or metal. The inalienable right in Canada to life, liberty, and security of person for Canada or the right to bear arms in the States, or conscription and mandatory military service in China.

The second amendment rights are there so you can defend your land from the bears on it with three inch teeth that are stealing your garbage in your yard.

by Cody5050 December 28, 2020

Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022