flying toolkit

being fucked like a motherfucker 3 times over

ive got 66 guns im a flying toolkit. see my red rolling gunsafe? thats a flying toolkit. totes.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2021

Belch fed colonel sanders

What happenes when you eat 10 chicken bowls and 3 twisters

I don't want to be belch fed colonel sanders man

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Hexagonal vice

15000 irregular troops in five building making a L shape with closed community

I want to use the hexagonal vice like a hydraulic press

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

hostage

a true pharmasave

im going to use the pharmacy as a hostage.

by Cody5050 January 11, 2021

Senior leash

Airtazer

I need a senior leash for my wandering mom

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

gold beer

gold beer cans, 20 cent refund instead of 10 cents

im buying gold beer because im trying to save a million in aluminium in emptys and 60000 wont fit in a one bedroom but 30000 will.

by Cody5050 November 29, 2020

Squeakenese

The dialect of younger children when irritated or scarcely scared high pitched sometimes enough to break dinnerware

Squeakenese is cute but the language is impossible to decipher also a genetic petname for your architectural children under age of schooling

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022