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poolax

1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.

2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.

3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".
14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."

45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"
by Cody Murray September 8, 2005
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Nanaimo

Nanaimo (na 'nai mo),

is the second largest city on Vancouver Island in British Columbia, Canada. It has been dubbed the "Bathtub Racing Capital of the World" and "Harbour City". Nanaimo is also sometimes referred to as the "Hub City" because of its central location on Vancouver Island, and being the main ferry connector between Vancouver and Vancouver Island.

Nanaimo is about 55 km west of Vancouver, separated by the Strait of Georgia, but directly linked to Vancouver via BC Ferries. By virtue of its proximity to Vancouver, Nanaimo is the gateway to many other destinations both on the island — Tofino, Campbell River, Comox Valley, Port Alberni, Rathtrevor Provincial Park — and off its coast — Newcastle Island, Gabriola Island, Valdes Island, and many other of the Gulf Islands.

Nanaimo began as a trading post in the early 1800s; in 1849 the Snuneymuxw chief Ki-et-sa-kun ("Coal Tyee") informed the Hudson's Bay Company of the presence of coal in the area, and in 1853 the company built a fort known as the Nanaimo Bastion (still preserved). Subsequently the town was chiefly known for the export of coal. The 1887 Nanaimo Mine Explosion killed 148 miners and was the largest man-made explosion until the Halifax Explosion. In the 1940s, lumber supplanted coal as the main business, although Minetown Days are still celebrated in the neighbouring community of Lantzville.

Malaspina University-College's beautiful and scenic main campus is located in Nanaimo, which brings many international students to the city. The school is also renowned for its music programs.

Notable Persons from Nanaimo:

Cameron Bright, Child actor
Kim Cattrall, Actress
Justin Chatwin, Actor
Glen Clark, Politician
Diana Krall, Jazz pianist and singer
Joe: "You still living in Campbell River?"

Simon: "Nope, moved to Nanaimo."
by Cody Murray October 3, 2006
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halarious

The way far too many people spell "hilarious." It is definitely one of the most popular misspelled words in the english laguage. "Halarious" is how most people pronounce "Hilarious" in every day speech. This is the root of the word.
An IM conversation:
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Joe: "Dood thatz halarious"

Grant: "No dude, it's your typing that's hilarious."
by Cody Murray August 9, 2006
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Buttertub

but·ter·tub (buht-er-tuhb)

Someone who is lazy, frumpy, unmotivated, and apathetic. A Buttertub never questions logic or consequence, and simply indulges on every gluttonous activity that gets in his/her way. Any activity or desire is usually resolved with the quickest, laziest and most unhealthy solution.

The origin of "buttertub" comes from the road "Buttertubs Drive" in Nanaimo, BC, Canada.
John: "Bitch, that's the 4th Big Mac/Slurpee combo you've had today, and why didn't you go to work?"

Jill "I dunno, shut up, I'm watching my show... Can you carry me to the toilet, I'm too lazy and i gotta take a dump."

John: "God damn, how did I get married to such a buttertub."
by Cody Murray November 1, 2007
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glock

The worst gun you can purchase in the game Counter Strike.
"haha, you got killed by a glock you noobie"
by Cody Murray August 15, 2006
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shitpit

A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).
Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."

Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."

Darrell: "Why the hell not?"

Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."
by Cody Murray September 16, 2005
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river nigger

An expression used in the card game "Texas Hold 'em Poker" for someone who was losing the hand to one or more players, and was saved by the 5th card, the river, due only to luck, and won the hand.
Bob: "All in"

Stew: "... I call"

Bob: "haha, I'm beating you with the odds of 4:1 in favour of me, you only have 3 cards you can hit out of the deck, with one card left, what a crappy call and a horrible read"

Stew: *hits the '3' he needed on the river card*

Bob: "OH MY GOD, HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET? GO PLAY SLOT MACHINES YOU RIVER NIGGER!"
by Cody Murray April 26, 2006
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