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eat pizza with scissors

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.
It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!
by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009
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Ice juice

A slang term for water. Any ice juice that is particularly refreshing may in fact be "Freshly squeezed ice juice."
I'm thirsty, I'm gonna go get some ice juice.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 13, 2009
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Sara Bareilles

A singer who has a beautiful vagina.
Sara Bareilles has the most beautiful cunt in the world.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 May 9, 2009
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vageola

What vaginas will be known as in the future once they become highly-evolved enough into being even more feminine. Vageolas will always be tight, pink, & naturally lubed. Vageola can be used to complement a nice vagina of today.
One of the greater accomplishments genetic engineering will be bringing us is the vageola.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 May 11, 2009
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Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.
My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009
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blowgina

A word for the female mouth. Used by men who prefer fellatio to vaginal sex. Used to describe the mouth of a woman for whom that is their only nice hole.
I'd rather put my cock in her blowgina than her vagina.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009
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MoPo

MoPo short for Master Of the Painfully Obvious. An awesome web-site for awesome people! http://forum.mopo.ca/index.php
MoPo has an arcade, a forum, news, a lottery, betting, jobs, radio, & a shop.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 April 2, 2009
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