Cocktail Sauce #1's definitions

hymen cancer

A serious life threatening disease, which can claim the lives of many young women with an unpenetrated vaginas. Full loss of vaginal virginity is the easiest and smartest method to prevent this terrible disease.

It's a shame to see so many young women die from the easily preventable disease of hymen cancer.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 19, 2010

Sara Bareilles

A singer who has a beautiful vagina.

Sara Bareilles has the most beautiful cunt in the world.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 May 9, 2009

Cobra

A bad ass character from a bad ass movie, the 1986 action film Cobra, starring Sylvester Stallone as Cobra. In that movie Cobra is a bad ass who wears Fingerless gloves and eats pizza with scissors.

Cobra is such an awesome movie because of the character Cobra. There should have been sequels to Cobra, because Cobra was such an awesome character.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 27, 2009

cunt stretcher

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.

His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

cock unveiling

The moment where the cock is first taken out of the pants, generally with another person's face right in front of the cock when it comes out. Oohs & Ahhs are very acceptable at this time.

She had the sexiest look on her face during my cock unveiling.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 12, 2009

MoPo

MoPo short for Master Of the Painfully Obvious. An awesome web-site for awesome people! http://forum.mopo.ca/index.php

MoPo has an arcade, a forum, news, a lottery, betting, jobs, radio, & a shop.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 April 2, 2009

sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009