cunt stretcher

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.

His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

Drunkelstiltskin

A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.

The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 21, 2009

fellatrices

Plural form of fellatrix.

Women who suck cock are fellatrices.

I'd like to thank fellatrices everywhere for making the world a better place.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 29, 2009

MoPo

MoPo short for Master Of the Painfully Obvious. An awesome web-site for awesome people! http://forum.mopo.ca/index.php

MoPo has an arcade, a forum, news, a lottery, betting, jobs, radio, & a shop.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 April 02, 2009

Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

eat pizza with scissors

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.

It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009

Ice juice

A slang term for water. Any ice juice that is particularly refreshing may in fact be "Freshly squeezed ice juice."

I'm thirsty, I'm gonna go get some ice juice.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 13, 2009