Cocktail Sauce #1's definitions

eat pizza with scissors

To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.

It takes a real bad ass to eat pizza with scissors, a bad ass like Cobra!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009

Corpse Fucker

A person that has had sex with a dead body. It is the most severe insult that could ever be placed upon a person. Mother Fucker is nothing compared to it, as a mother could be any woman, but a corpse is a dead body no matter what.

This guy is so rude,mean, & annoying; I hate that corpse fucker!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009

actorexia

When actors in movies and television don't actually eat, even though they may look like they are.

The breakfast table of a sitcom is often loaded with actorexia.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 May 11, 2009

he took it out

A famous Seinfeld line spoken by Elaine Benes, by which she meant that a man had taken his penis out of his pants.

JERRY: Why what happened?

ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

JERRY: Just put it.

ELAINE: He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 25, 2009

hymen cancer

A serious life threatening disease, which can claim the lives of many young women with an unpenetrated vaginas. Full loss of vaginal virginity is the easiest and smartest method to prevent this terrible disease.

It's a shame to see so many young women die from the easily preventable disease of hymen cancer.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 19, 2010

Ice juice

A slang term for water. Any ice juice that is particularly refreshing may in fact be "Freshly squeezed ice juice."

I'm thirsty, I'm gonna go get some ice juice.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 13, 2009

Cobra

A bad ass character from a bad ass movie, the 1986 action film Cobra, starring Sylvester Stallone as Cobra. In that movie Cobra is a bad ass who wears Fingerless gloves and eats pizza with scissors.

Cobra is such an awesome movie because of the character Cobra. There should have been sequels to Cobra, because Cobra was such an awesome character.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 27, 2009