Cobs's definitions

whiplash

The preferred sound a quadriplegic makes when they dive into a swimming pool.

Lifeguard: Hmmm, that sounded like a whiplash. Better get me first aid kit ready.

by Cobs July 20, 2003

geordie

Often employed by the Samaritans to converse with potential suicidals. With their cheeky wit and incomprehensible tongue, many authorities have praised the Geordies for declining annual suicide figures.

Screech: So you're a Geordie? And a Samaritan? Praise be to God.

by Cobs July 20, 2003