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green ketchup

Slang, used by farmers situated in Northumberland to describe the deposit left on their penis once removed from a Donkey's mouth.

Steve's Mam: Fook Steve, wots all dat snot on ye bed sheets?
Steve: Fook Mam, its ye Green Ketchup. Like. From da Donkey. Fook

green ketchup by Cobs July 16, 2003

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Currency mainly used in Uganda. Many histoians speculate that the Falklands war was due to a sugar lump.

Hairy Native: Hoo much da Donkey?
Hairier Native: 12 Sugar lumps, and soom fudge from ya daughter.

sugar lump by Cobs July 16, 2003

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