whiplash

The preferred sound a quadriplegic makes when they dive into a swimming pool.

Lifeguard: Hmmm, that sounded like a whiplash. Better get me first aid kit ready.

by Cobs July 20, 2003

phoebe buffay

One of McDonald's failed attempts at widening it's range of appetising meals. This delightful dish premiered in March 2002, but was withdrawn soon after when a customer complained about it's high mango chutney content.

Mam: Fook Dad, your balls taste like I got one of them Phoebe Buffay things in me gob.
Dad: Fook.

by Cobs July 18, 2003