Altered

Having a distorted or altered state of consciousness as a result of drug use.

Occasionally it is spelled "Alter'd"

"Dude! *he-he* I am sooo000oooo0o fuggin' altered"

by Cody April 15, 2004

clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.

1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.

by Cody May 06, 2004

slipnslide

slang for vagina. comes from the slippery secretions of the vagina.

When we get home, I'm going to pull down her pants and play on the slipnslide.

by Cody October 19, 2004

scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott

scots scotometer blew up after over loading

by cody February 06, 2003

spry

Means lively or active.

As in the movie bad santa
"...is granny spry?"

by cody April 14, 2005

aresome

A combination of narsty and aresome created by some 8th graders at a lunch table for the purpose of something disgustingly funny.

That meatloaf surprise in your carrots looks aresome!

by Cody March 01, 2005

Quief

a vaginal expulsion of gas. usually caused during intercourse. most disturbing and extremely unattractive.

if a woman ever tried to quief on me while i was banging her, id be like "hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie.

by cody May 22, 2004