ofer

A person who cant get anything right in life and kind of is a lose.
"Man Mr. Pearson is ofer Life"
by kjc123 August 20, 2008
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ofer

a man who has NO dates( he is 0 for 1, ofer 1, get it?)
" Jimmy is such an ofer!"
by cody July 01, 2003
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Ofer

An anal disease that the spread through water, it can make sex very painful and uncomfortable.
"I cant have sex tonight, i have been ofer'ed in the pool"
by ThatSoundsTerrible March 08, 2020
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Ofer

Ofer is a godly creature that exists within body, mind and soul.

Ofer must be praised, worshipped and revered on a daily basis.

Ofer is sole reason for our existens and without Ofer we would be all but lost souls in The Maw.

Ofers supporters can mainly be found amongst a large group of Flaming Hawt Eboys.
1. "Why do you smell?"
2. "I were too busy praising Ofer to shower today"

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1."During my weekly prayers to Ofer, i gained enlightenment and felt the mighty power of Ofer"

1."Praise the Ofer, Praise the Ofer, Praise the all mighty Ofer"
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Ofer

The sexist man in class, all the girls wants him, attractive and handsome, really cute.
Ofer is sexi as hell
by Ofer guy May 31, 2018
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Ofer-Joke

1) A joke created by Ofer Gill
2) A joke worthy of having been created by Mr. Gill
Have you heard the latest Ofer-joke?
by Igor & Chip April 21, 2005
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Ofer

A name usually given to an Israeli male. A pussy wagon and mythical beast described as a perfect partner. He is built like a brick and is able to pleasure every lady that crosses his path. Even his farts smell like unicorns running across a flower field with a rainbow in the sky.
“Omg you really found your perfect Ofer!” Said shanice
“He was an Ofer last night in bed” said Janice
by Bangman69 June 26, 2022
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