Definitions by Cleft lardson

Erectile Hyperfunction

When one's penis is constantly erect; The exact opposite of erectile disfunction.

Craig: Dude I was bricked up for 5 hours and I didn't even use Viagra. What's wrong?!
Doctor: You got erectile hyperfunction dawg

Erectile Hyperfunction by Cleft lardson October 10, 2021

Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer 

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.

John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga

Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021

NiggaPenis

A legend that will live in the hearts of many for eternity

Carl: Remember NiggaPenis
Jimmy: *breaks down into tears and commits suicide*

NiggaPenis by Cleft lardson January 25, 2021

Cleft 

N) Ruler of gay butt sex
V) To become an enzyme
Adj) illegal

Hey remember that guy cleft. Yeah he was awesome.

Cleft by Cleft lardson January 23, 2021

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy 

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021

STEEN 

When your in such an immaculate vibe that you can’t even describe it with a real word.

Joe Nathan: aye sned you steen??
Sned: yeah I’m STEEN

STEEN by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021

balls nigga nuts 

Balls nigga nuts

Keith:balls nigga nuts
Henry:balls nigga nuts

balls nigga nuts by Cleft lardson January 21, 2021