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A figure of speech originating from within the internet, or intertubes, that is not easily translated or understood from outside the context of the intertubes.
Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
Intertubulism carries a negative connotation for its derivation from intertubes, and its parent the series of tubes, itself a subject of folly and ridicule.
by CleffedUp March 26, 2010
Get the intertubulismmug. A variation on the geekly acronym PICNIC, PIGNIC is an acronym for "Problem In Genes, Not In Computer."
PIGNIC describes a situation where an offending family member uses technology, typically online social platforms, to spread gossip or other unpleasantries, while the victim of the gossip blames the technology instead of the offender.
PIGNIC describes a situation where an offending family member uses technology, typically online social platforms, to spread gossip or other unpleasantries, while the victim of the gossip blames the technology instead of the offender.
Adam: I just found out my cousin has been airing out dirty laundry all over our relative's face books! I HATE Facebook!!
Bob: That's a PIGNIC problem. Stop talking to your cousin.
Bob: That's a PIGNIC problem. Stop talking to your cousin.
by CleffedUp August 10, 2009
Get the PIGNICmug. An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.
A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.
Examples of common speech farts:
On an online forum: "IBTL"
In a comments list: "First!"
On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"
In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"
On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
On an online forum: "IBTL"
In a comments list: "First!"
On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"
In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"
On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"
by CleffedUp October 14, 2009
Get the speech fartmug. The telephone interface to bureaucracy. It is tedious, repetitive, time-consuming, repetitive, and most often fruitless avenue to obtaining any kind of service.
A telebureaucracy typically consists of:
1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,
2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and
3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.
1. An automated system operated by keypad entries or infuriatingly poor voice recognition,
2. One or more operators trained to treat you like the stupidest person on earth, and
3. Specialists whose job it is to direct you to a different unit or organization at a different phone number or otherwise indicate your problem is unsolvable.
by CleffedUp December 22, 2009
Get the telebureaucracymug. "Keep fucking that chicken" (KFTC) is a phrase coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. It is presumably a phrase of encouragement similar to keep on truckin, only with a more pronounced and colorful air of defiance.
The chicken being fucked may be an actual chicken, could be pejorative slang for a woman (i.e. chickenhead), or some other metaphor for an object of desire or enjoyable activity. In any case, KFTC seems to be a gesture of support to the recipient to continue doing whatever it is that they're doing, despite what others may say, so long as it makes them happy.
The chicken being fucked may be an actual chicken, could be pejorative slang for a woman (i.e. chickenhead), or some other metaphor for an object of desire or enjoyable activity. In any case, KFTC seems to be a gesture of support to the recipient to continue doing whatever it is that they're doing, despite what others may say, so long as it makes them happy.
Adam: I could be making more money at another job, but I like the work I'm doing now.
Bob: Whatever, keep fucking that chicken.
Bob: Whatever, keep fucking that chicken.
by CleffedUp September 20, 2009
Get the Keep fucking that chickenmug. Bobbard, Bob-bard, Bobbarding:
1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs
2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard
Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.
1. To engage in a lengthy and clamorous jam session of Bob Marley songs
2. A punning combination of Bob Marley, bard, and bombard
Note: The first B should always be capitalized, representing a proper noun.
Adam: My neighbors are so pissed. I was up until 2am Bobbarding em with my guitar last night.
Bob: Irie!
Bob: Irie!
by CleffedUp April 29, 2010
Get the Bobbardingmug. The imperative version of keep fucking that chicken, get fucking that chicken encourages and commands the listener to stop dicking around and make real headway towards whatever it is they say they want to do.
Adam: I wish I could be a DJ at a strip club.
Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
by CleffedUp November 16, 2009
Get the Get fucking that chickenmug.