Clayton 's definitions

grumpkin

a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.

Brandon's girlfriend is such a grumpkin.

by clayton September 20, 2004

nacreous

iridescent, like mother-of pearl. Of or pertaining to nacre.

Golly, what a nacreous brooch you're wearing

by clayton July 30, 2003

Pink playground

1. vagina, cooter, twat

Have I had sex recently? Why yes, I romped in the pink playground just yesterday!

by Clayton November 8, 2004

radicalism

outmoded cultural philosophy expounded by boring old academics, spin doctors and business leaders

We have maintained our radicalism for thirty years!

by Clayton July 14, 2003

sonofabitch

1)noun; a person that pisses the crizzap out of you or your friends.
2)as an exclemation to express shock or extreme emotion

1) that sonofabitch!
2) Sonofabitch! I said suck the motherfucker, you're bitin' it! Shit!

by clayton March 21, 2003

Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

gav

The short, pushy member of a townie or Kev gang. usually found at the front of a group of four Kevs mouthing off safe in the knowledge that, should push come to shove (and indeed kick) Kev, Darren and Tone will actually perform the requisite violence.

"leave it Gav, It ain't worff it"

by clayton July 22, 2003