Clamer's definitions

Clam basting

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina

Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.

by Clamer July 26, 2016

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Clam Trumpin

When you go around grabbing all the fine pussy you can.

Paul and Chris had so much fun today going around clam Trumpin that they fought to see who would get the boss first.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

Frosted clam

When your pussy is exposed to very cold weather and it frosts up around those wet lips.

Paul took vacation in Alaska and found that the woman up there all had frosted clams. So cold that there pussies frosted up!

by Clamer October 20, 2016

Clam chatter

When a woman is pounded so often and so hard her pussy chatters as she walks.

Joe: I swear the boss has clam chatter.
Doug: Is that what I hear when she walks down the hall?
Joe: yeah, I think it's because Paul's been pounding that several times a day.
Doug: wow! That old man can still put it out.

by Clamer September 3, 2017

slammy bar

A bar mounted to the wall so when you take it up the ass by your Co workers you have something to hold on to!

When I get shift turn over from slammy Tammy I have to hold on tight to the slammy bar because she is always plowing me up the ass with issues.

by Clamer August 10, 2017

Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.

PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!

by Clamer July 21, 2016