Clam chatter

When a woman is pounded so often and so hard her pussy chatters as she walks.
Joe: I swear the boss has clam chatter.
Doug: Is that what I hear when she walks down the hall?
Joe: yeah, I think it's because Paul's been pounding that several times a day.
Doug: wow! That old man can still put it out.
by Clamer September 03, 2017
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Gummin the clam

When an old man takes out his dentures so not to bite a woman's vagina.
I know why the boss likes Paul. He has no teeth so she gets off on him gummin the clam!
by Clamer August 08, 2016
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Steamin' the clam

When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.
Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!
by Clamer October 12, 2016
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Clam flakes

When a woman does not wash after sex and when she awakes her pussy flakes off all that jizz that dried on her clam.
Paul was banging the cleaning girl last night so long that they were exhausted and fell asleep. In the morning she had clam flakes all over her pussy.
by Clamer October 21, 2016
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Slopstick

When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.
Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.
by Clamer September 06, 2016
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poon connoisseur

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.
Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!
by Clamer August 26, 2017
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smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 02, 2017
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