Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.

PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!

by Clamer July 21, 2016

Slopstick

When your dick has been slopping around in a lot of pussy in one day.

Don - man how many bitches have you banged today?
Ed- I only banged Diane and Veronica today and maybe Tammy!
Don - You got one hell of a slopstick going on!
Paul - Well I got more of slopstick than you, I banged all them and then the cleaning chick in the restroom after that.

by Clamer September 05, 2016

Gummin the clam

When an old man takes out his dentures so not to bite a woman's vagina.

I know why the boss likes Paul. He has no teeth so she gets off on him gummin the clam!

by Clamer August 07, 2016

clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 04, 2017

Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.

Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 01, 2017

slammy bar

A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.

I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!

by Clamer August 07, 2017