Claire's definitions

Flipper Switcher

A remote control or clicker used for a T.V. or stereo.

Have you seen the flipper switcher for the tv?

by Claire December 8, 2003

kalias

A person who has little or no money and relies on handouts from seduced Cougars.

kick that kalias out

by Claire December 3, 2004

shmeagol

verb

-to be in a state of extreme alertness or to be behaving strangely as a result of said alertness

note: the state of alertness is almost always a direct result of an intoxication of some kind, usually drugs, alcohol, sugar or red bull.

1. Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1!

note: "shmeagol" is often used out of context, as shown in the example below.

Claire, why are you acting like such a crzy n00b?

I CANT HELP IT! I'M SHMEAGOLING~!!!!~!!1!1! SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL SHMEAGOL!!!! WUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA T3H SHMEAGOL=OMFG!!@@!!!

by Claire November 21, 2004

fako

'fako' is an adverb and is used to describe anything that you consider to be sub-standard, irratating, trashy, annoying or just plain stupid! to the point that it shouldnt exist.

"OMG that is sooooo fako"
"Did u see that? Fako!"
"lol fako"

by claire February 3, 2005

grogey bloke

a good looking boy

That guy is such a gorgey bloke! I want to snog him!

by Claire December 1, 2003

Captain Morgan

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

by Claire November 15, 2004

frube

A frube is when you want to rip someones head off and suck there insides out!

You frube! (when someone is getting on your nerves)

by Claire March 27, 2005