ChuckChaser69's definitions

speaking in tongues

typing (or texting) gibberish. Comes from typing in frustration, hitting the keyboard, or accidentally leaning on it. A posting or sent mail or text shows up indecipherable.

Looks like Megan is speaking in tongues again. I checked her last facebook post. 3am, nothing but garbage. Must have fallen asleep on the keyboard. Drunk. Again.

by ChuckChaser69 April 18, 2010

be epic

It means "keep on doing what you do". i.e. "keep raping girls or killing dogs, or whatever".

Michael Vick: So, I got this big game coming up.

Kobe Bryant: Be epic.

Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.

Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.

Michael Vick: High five!

by ChuckChaser69 January 10, 2011

No-J

someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.

That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.

by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010

first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

weatherologist

Someone on TV who guesses what's going to happen with the weather.

(imagine a backwards-ass country fuck accent): Honey, the weatherologist says there's a 69% chance of thunder showers, with a 420% chance of embedded supercells.

by ChuckChaser69 April 4, 2008

producer's cut

The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.

by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009

homosexumable

How George W. Bush says "homosexual".

W: So, Dick, I went to West Hollywood to get a burger, and I saw some a them homosexumables. Some of them looked like chicks. Like hot chicks. It was scary. I found out the hard way. Ever had someone else's balls in your hand? Surprised me there. Boo-ya!

by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008