typing (or texting) gibberish. Comes from typing in frustration, hitting the keyboard, or accidentally leaning on it. A posting or sent mail or text shows up indecipherable.
Looks like Megan is speaking in tongues again. I checked her last facebook post. 3am, nothing but garbage. Must have fallen asleep on the keyboard. Drunk. Again.
by ChuckChaser69 April 17, 2010
The best seats in a movie theater. These are the two middle seats of the row 1/3 of the way from the front of the auditorium to the back (in general). In a well-designed theater, these seats are the best, regarding picture (best view), and sound (where the 5.1 speakers are concentrating their sound). ("spo" is believed to stand for "sound pressure optimal".)
Person N-1: So, where are we sitting?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?
by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008
An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.
Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.
Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
by ChuckChaser69 July 07, 2009
I was watching SportsCenter last night, until Screamin' A. Smith came on. Then I threw a brick at my TV.
by ChuckChaser69 May 16, 2008
The long version (of a story). So-named due to the fact that most Director's Cuts of films are longer, sometimes interminably so.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.
by ChuckChaser69 November 03, 2009
When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.
So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
by ChuckChaser69 August 11, 2011
Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.
Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008