ChuckChaser69's definitions

passport file

1. a file of private, important personal information on a person, kept by the government, that may be sought by others for use in discrediting you in your run for public office. This file was made famous during the 2008 presidential campaign.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.

1. All three candidates had their passport files breached, presumably for political reasons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.

by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2008

older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

tummy

verb: to consume to oblivion; to eradicate by mouth (past tense: tummied)

Honey, way to tummy that tamale.
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Jo-Jo tummied that pizza. I didn't get any.

by ChuckChaser69 April 25, 2008

Hipsterjism

The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.

A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?

by ChuckChaser69 August 27, 2012

You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009

o light thirty

The middle of the day. Between noon and 5pm. After lunch, but before the end of the work day. (The opposite of o dark thirty.)

John: Is the meeting this morning?
Bill: No. O light thirty, I think.

by ChuckChaser69 October 30, 2008

director's cut

The long version (of a story). So-named due to the fact that most Director's Cuts of films are longer, sometimes interminably so.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.

by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009