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The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.
Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
by ChuckChaser69 December 17, 2010
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An expression used after a coffin-nailing slam, coined from the oft-used phrase by characters played by Marky Mark Wahlberg, and lampooned by Andy Samberg on Saturday Night Live.
Person A: Your mamma's so fat, when she (blah blah blah), etc.

(Person B stares aghast, unable to speak, at the slam that was just delivered to him.)

Person A: and say hi to your mother for me
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Or, after a physical altercation, the victor spits on the loser, and proclaims with disdain: "say hi to your mother for me".

by ChuckChaser69 October 20, 2008
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Sam: Hey, can I borrow $50?
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
by ChuckChaser69 May 9, 2011
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The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.
by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009
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Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.
by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008
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Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.
Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008
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v. To inflict damage upon oneself in order to (falsely) blame a group of people that you hate for hurting you. This is most often done as a stunt in order to affect a political campaign.
Hey, it's that bitch from Texas who B faced herself in Pittsburg and blamed a black guy to gain sympathy from voters in Pennsylvania to get McCain into the white house. What a fucking Republican Nazi douche.

by ChuckChaser69 October 25, 2008
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