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first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression
I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.
by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008
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No-J

someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.
That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.
by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010
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Sarah Palin's mouth

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.
Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.
by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011
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nuttable

Jesus, she is nuttable. I might just bust one right here. Hold your coat up.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
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photigue

a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos
Mom, please put down the camera. I'm experiencing a serious case of photigue at the moment.
by ChuckChaser69 November 27, 2010
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slutterfly

A girl who uses Hallowe'en as an opportunity to exercise her inner whore, by dressing like one.
Bob: Did you see Cheryl from accounting yet? What a little slutterfly.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.
by ChuckChaser69 November 1, 2011
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time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."
by ChuckChaser69 October 8, 2010
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