ChuckChaser69's definitions

spo

The best seats in a movie theater. These are the two middle seats of the row 1/3 of the way from the front of the auditorium to the back (in general). In a well-designed theater, these seats are the best, regarding picture (best view), and sound (where the 5.1 speakers are concentrating their sound). ("spo" is believed to stand for "sound pressure optimal".)

Person N-1: So, where are we sitting?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?

by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

passport file

1. a file of private, important personal information on a person, kept by the government, that may be sought by others for use in discrediting you in your run for public office. This file was made famous during the 2008 presidential campaign.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.

1. All three candidates had their passport files breached, presumably for political reasons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.

by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2008

falcon in the attic

When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.

Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!

Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!

Matt: Huh?

by ChuckChaser69 March 25, 2010

victrola

noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one's head like the Victrola dog)

So when I was sick of hearing her spout on about how "brilliant" her crazy friends were, I told her to shut her pie hole before I punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. After a minute of silence, I slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.

by ChuckChaser69 October 14, 2011

pillow fight

n. and v. when straight girls have lesbian sex

So, are Jane and Christy gay?

No, they just pillow fight once in a while.

by ChuckChaser69 September 3, 2011

Lite-Brite

A light-skinned black person. Derived from the children's toy using colorful pegs to create images on a black board of holes.

Person A: Hey, you remember Whitley from "A Different World"?
Person B: You mean Lite-Brite?
Person A: Yeah, her.

by ChuckChaser69 April 11, 2008

expendable crew member

The one that will definitely not survive. Taken from the TV series "Star Trek", which frequently introduces a new character (often wearing a red shirt), who dies early on, showing the power of that episode's enemy force. This is character is killed so that the regulars, Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, and Scotty, can all remain unharmed.

Good thing James wore his red shirt, because if we have to throw someone to the wolves tonight, it's gonna be our expendable crew member.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008