Definitions by ChuckChaser69

producer's cut 

The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.

producer's cut by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009

crotchsplitter 

An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.

Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.

Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.

crotchsplitter by ChuckChaser69 July 7, 2009

You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

You're tearing me apart, Lisa by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009

Will got a crock pot 

exclamation indicating that what you are talking about doesn't matter to anyone but you

Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!

Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.

Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?

Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.

Will got a crock pot by ChuckChaser69 June 11, 2009

Episode 4 

The first of a series. (So-named due to the fact that 'Star Wars - Episode 4' was the first of the series.)

Waiter: Sir, what would you like for your Episode 4?
Sir: For the appetizer, we'll have the spinach and artichoke dip. Thanks.
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Jimmy: Gretchen, mom says Episode 4 has to watch me and baby tonight.
Gretchen: Damn, why does she always need me to baby-sit you guys?
Jimmy: Curse of being born first, I guess. So sorry. (smiles)

Episode 4 by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2009

B face

v. To inflict damage upon oneself in order to (falsely) blame a group of people that you hate for hurting you. This is most often done as a stunt in order to affect a political campaign.

Hey, it's that bitch from Texas who B faced herself in Pittsburg and blamed a black guy to gain sympathy from voters in Pennsylvania to get McCain into the white house. What a fucking Republican Nazi douche.

B face by ChuckChaser69 March 1, 2009

say hi to your mother for me

An expression used after a coffin-nailing slam, coined from the oft-used phrase by characters played by Marky Mark Wahlberg, and lampooned by Andy Samberg on Saturday Night Live.

Person A: Your mamma's so fat, when she (blah blah blah), etc.

(Person B stares aghast, unable to speak, at the slam that was just delivered to him.)

Person A: and say hi to your mother for me
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Or, after a physical altercation, the victor spits on the loser, and proclaims with disdain: "say hi to your mother for me".

say hi to your mother for me by ChuckChaser69 February 23, 2009