ChuckChaser69's definitions

No-J

someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.

That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.

by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010

be epic

It means "keep on doing what you do". i.e. "keep raping girls or killing dogs, or whatever".

Michael Vick: So, I got this big game coming up.

Kobe Bryant: Be epic.

Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.

Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.

Michael Vick: High five!

by ChuckChaser69 January 10, 2011

weatherologist

Someone on TV who guesses what's going to happen with the weather.

(imagine a backwards-ass country fuck accent): Honey, the weatherologist says there's a 69% chance of thunder showers, with a 420% chance of embedded supercells.

by ChuckChaser69 April 4, 2008

first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

in drag

Being ex-gay and married to ex-gay of the opposite sex. i.e. Pretending to be straight.

John Paulk (aka 'Candi') was in drag, poster child for 'pray the gay away', married to an ex-lesbian. Then they found him in a gay bar, and he fessed up.

by ChuckChaser69 August 11, 2011

pillow fight

n. and v. when straight girls have lesbian sex

So, are Jane and Christy gay?

No, they just pillow fight once in a while.

by ChuckChaser69 September 3, 2011

Lite-Brite

A light-skinned black person. Derived from the children's toy using colorful pegs to create images on a black board of holes.

Person A: Hey, you remember Whitley from "A Different World"?
Person B: You mean Lite-Brite?
Person A: Yeah, her.

by ChuckChaser69 April 11, 2008