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Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.
Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.
by ChuckChaser69 July 4, 2010
Get the HR says 'no comment' mug.(pronounced "four by three safe") When someone is so close to you they are invading your private space, as if you are shooting a scene, and you want the footage to be usable for display on a 4x3 television, even though it is being shot in the era of 16x9 television.
Kevin: Igor got too close to tell me something so mundane.
Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.
Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.
by ChuckChaser69 July 25, 2011
Get the 4x3 safe mug.A ridiculous term created by weather people that has something to do with a tornado. Even though we don't know what the hell that means now, it will soon be common knowledge through overuse. (see more accurate definitions below) It has nothing to do with embedded reporters, or terrorists, or the war in Iraq.
weatherologist bullshit: Microbursts from embedded supercells can cause damaging severe wind gusts anywhere along the line they may form. Embedded supercell mesovortices can also cause damaging winds and even tornadoes.
by ChuckChaser69 April 4, 2008
Get the embedded supercell mug.n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).
noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.
verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.
verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
Get the hillareach mug.The month when you receive 5 weekly paychecks instead of 4. Since you are usually accounting for 4 paychecks in a month, though every three months has 13 weeks in it, you essentially receive a bonus every time you get a 5th paycheck in a month.
by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010
Get the bonus month mug.W: So, Dick, I went to West Hollywood to get a burger, and I saw some a them homosexumables. Some of them looked like chicks. Like hot chicks. It was scary. I found out the hard way. Ever had someone else's balls in your hand? Surprised me there. Boo-ya!
by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008
Get the homosexumable mug.Megan: Hey, did you see 'The Ugly Truth'? That Gerard Butler is very funny.
Will: You mean "TBS very funny". Remember, I saw that with you. And I've pretty much blocked it from memory it was so bad. And the balloon sequence at the end had the worst green screen ever. And why can't he stop making movies for just 5 minutes. He was in three movies this month, for Christ's sake. Maybe he should die. THAT would be funny.
Will: You mean "TBS very funny". Remember, I saw that with you. And I've pretty much blocked it from memory it was so bad. And the balloon sequence at the end had the worst green screen ever. And why can't he stop making movies for just 5 minutes. He was in three movies this month, for Christ's sake. Maybe he should die. THAT would be funny.
by ChuckChaser69 November 5, 2009
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