70 definitions by ChuckChaser69
The best seats in a movie theater. These are the two middle seats of the row 1/3 of the way from the front of the auditorium to the back (in general). In a well-designed theater, these seats are the best, regarding picture (best view), and sound (where the 5.1 speakers are concentrating their sound). ("spo" is believed to stand for "sound pressure optimal".)
Person N-1: So, where are we sitting?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?
Person N: Spo, of course. Why else would we get here 45 minutes early?
by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008
I was watching SportsCenter last night, until Screamin' A. Smith came on. Then I threw a brick at my TV.
by ChuckChaser69 May 16, 2008
The long version (of a story). So-named due to the fact that most Director's Cuts of films are longer, sometimes interminably so.
Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.
Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? We don't need the director's cut.
by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009
When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.
So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
by ChuckChaser69 August 11, 2011
Sure, I enjoyed T2, but it is only CGI candy. When you see it again, and pay attention to the story, it sucks.
by ChuckChaser69 December 30, 2010
Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.
Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?
by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010
An American president in office from 2001 thru 2009, so nick-named due to his resemblance to an 80s TV character of the same name from the hit TV series "Life Goes On".
Person A: Check it out. Corky's on the TV.
Person B: I thought that series was off the air since 1993.
Person A: Not that Corky. The other one.
Person B: I thought that series was off the air since 1993.
Person A: Not that Corky. The other one.
by ChuckChaser69 May 15, 2008