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gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"
Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.
by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008
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weatherologist

Someone on TV who guesses what's going to happen with the weather.
(imagine a backwards-ass country fuck accent): Honey, the weatherologist says there's a 69% chance of thunder showers, with a 420% chance of embedded supercells.
by ChuckChaser69 April 4, 2008
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speaking in tongues

typing (or texting) gibberish. Comes from typing in frustration, hitting the keyboard, or accidentally leaning on it. A posting or sent mail or text shows up indecipherable.
Looks like Megan is speaking in tongues again. I checked her last facebook post. 3am, nothing but garbage. Must have fallen asleep on the keyboard. Drunk. Again.
by ChuckChaser69 April 18, 2010
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be epic

It means "keep on doing what you do". i.e. "keep raping girls or killing dogs, or whatever".
Michael Vick: So, I got this big game coming up.

Kobe Bryant: Be epic.

Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.

Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.

Michael Vick: High five!
by ChuckChaser69 January 10, 2011
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No-J

someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.
That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.
by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010
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fu bar

A bar in Manhattan that is now fubar.
a: Hey, remember that bar called Fu Bar?
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.
by ChuckChaser69 March 15, 2008
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palpitations

Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.

Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008
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