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Michael Vick: So, I got this big game coming up.
Kobe Bryant: Be epic.
Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.
Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.
Michael Vick: High five!
Kobe Bryant: Be epic.
Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.
Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.
Michael Vick: High five!
by ChuckChaser69 January 10, 2011
Get the be epic mug.(pronounced "four by three safe") When someone is so close to you they are invading your private space, as if you are shooting a scene, and you want the footage to be usable for display on a 4x3 television, even though it is being shot in the era of 16x9 television.
Kevin: Igor got too close to tell me something so mundane.
Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.
Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.
by ChuckChaser69 July 25, 2011
Get the 4x3 safe mug.Sam: Hey, can I borrow $50?
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
by ChuckChaser69 June 2, 2011
Get the go smoke some peyote mug.An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.
Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.
Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
by ChuckChaser69 July 7, 2009
Get the crotchsplitter mug.noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one's head like the Victrola dog)
So when I was sick of hearing her spout on about how "brilliant" her crazy friends were, I told her to shut her pie hole before I punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. After a minute of silence, I slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.
by ChuckChaser69 October 14, 2011
Get the victrola mug.1. a file of private, important personal information on a person, kept by the government, that may be sought by others for use in discrediting you in your run for public office. This file was made famous during the 2008 presidential campaign.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.
1. All three candidates had their passport files breached, presumably for political reasons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.
by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2008
Get the passport file mug.a: Hey, remember that bar called Fu Bar?
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.
by ChuckChaser69 March 15, 2008
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