ChuckChaser69's definitions

gay job

The job that you do for money, but that you don't like, because it's gay.

Chris: Sorry I have to leave so early. I gotta wake up in 6 hours for my gay job.

by ChuckChaser69 October 9, 2008

rinse repeat

an adjective describing something done continuously, derived from the final instructions on a shampoo bottle

Having an infant is a continuous cycle of the mundane. Feed, change, put to bed, entertain, rinse repeat.
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Person 1: Did you hear that the Bush administration is pushing for another surge into Iraq? And this time should be the last one.
Person 2: Sure, why not. Rinse repeat.

by ChuckChaser69 March 3, 2008

elevator pitch

What you say when you have a powerful person trapped in a small space (say, an elevator) for about 30 seconds.

Trey: Kobe started a new company. Pretend to give him your best elevator pitch on how he should fund your idea.

by ChuckChaser69 May 6, 2014

Lite-Brite

A light-skinned black person. Derived from the children's toy using colorful pegs to create images on a black board of holes.

Person A: Hey, you remember Whitley from "A Different World"?
Person B: You mean Lite-Brite?
Person A: Yeah, her.

by ChuckChaser69 April 11, 2008

victrola

noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one's head like the Victrola dog)

So when I was sick of hearing her spout on about how "brilliant" her crazy friends were, I told her to shut her pie hole before I punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. After a minute of silence, I slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.

by ChuckChaser69 October 14, 2011

go smoke some peyote

Go away and never come back.

Sam: Hey, can I borrow $50?
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.

by ChuckChaser69 June 2, 2011

passport file

1. a file of private, important personal information on a person, kept by the government, that may be sought by others for use in discrediting you in your run for public office. This file was made famous during the 2008 presidential campaign.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.

1. All three candidates had their passport files breached, presumably for political reasons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.

by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2008