first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression
I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.
by ChuckChaser69 July 05, 2008
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Will got a crock pot

exclamation indicating that what you are talking about doesn't matter to anyone but you
Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!

Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.

Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?

Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
by ChuckChaser69 June 11, 2009
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passport file

1. a file of private, important personal information on a person, kept by the government, that may be sought by others for use in discrediting you in your run for public office. This file was made famous during the 2008 presidential campaign.
2. personal information that could be held against you were it not secret.
1. All three candidates had their passport files breached, presumably for political reasons.
2. Jim, why are you giving me shit about this. Do you have something on me? Do you need to see my passport file? I got no skeletons.
by ChuckChaser69 March 22, 2008
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nuttable

Jesus, she is nuttable. I might just bust one right here. Hold your coat up.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
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in drag

Being ex-gay and married to ex-gay of the opposite sex. i.e. Pretending to be straight.
John Paulk (aka 'Candi') was in drag, poster child for 'pray the gay away', married to an ex-lesbian. Then they found him in a gay bar, and he fessed up.
by ChuckChaser69 August 08, 2011
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No-J

someone who didn't do it, but is being pronounced guilty anyway. He is the opposite of OJ, who did it, but got off scott free.
That No-J was convicted of killing his family. But I think someone just snuck in and killed them while he slept. If you just killed your family, could you just go back to sleep?
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Jane needs to let her No-J boyfriend off the hook. Just because he has a hot co-worker doesn't mean they're doing it.
by ChuckChaser69 July 23, 2010
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victrola

noun describing the mental state of one who does not understand, and goes silent (sometimes angling one's head like the Victrola dog)
So when I was sick of hearing her spout on about how "brilliant" her crazy friends were, I told her to shut her pie hole before I punched her in the box, and she went victrola on me. After a minute of silence, I slowed to 30 pushed her out of the car.
by ChuckChaser69 May 27, 2011
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