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The necessity of circular motion in tonguing a woman to orgasm. (of note: in the northern hemisphere, tonguing must occur in a clockwise motion; south of the equator, tongue motion must be executed counter clockwise to achieve equal effect)
Cheryl did not come through straight intercourse. I always had to subsequently apply the clitoriolis effect to get her there.
by ChuckChaser69 June 12, 2011
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An American president in office from 2001 thru 2009, so nick-named due to his resemblance to an 80s TV character of the same name from the hit TV series "Life Goes On".
Person A: Check it out. Corky's on the TV.

Person B: I thought that series was off the air since 1993.

Person A: Not that Corky. The other one.
by ChuckChaser69 May 15, 2008
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The month when you receive 5 weekly paychecks instead of 4. Since you are usually accounting for 4 paychecks in a month, though every three months has 13 weeks in it, you essentially receive a bonus every time you get a 5th paycheck in a month.
Drinks are on me tonight boys, it's bonus month.
by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010
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One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.
Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010
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An event that causes the crotch area of your pants to split. Also, a story so funny it has the potential of making you laugh so hard that the crotch area of your pants might split.
Megan: So, my boyfriend, Will, who lives in the Palisades, split the crotch of his pants while test-riding his new bicycle. He's exposed. I'm sorry it's so funny, but I can't help it. Will doesn't understand why his crotchsplitter of a story is so funny.

Mike and Susan laugh uncontrollably, almost splitting their crotches.
by ChuckChaser69 July 07, 2009
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Better than regular chicken. (often used sarcastically)
Person N-1: So, how did the chicken taste?
Person N: Are you kidding? This is awesome chicken. Much better than regular chicken.
by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008
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It means "keep on doing what you do". i.e. "keep raping girls or killing dogs, or whatever".
Michael Vick: So, I got this big game coming up.

Kobe Bryant: Be epic.

Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.

Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.

Michael Vick: High five!
by ChuckChaser69 January 09, 2011
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