Definitions by Chuck woolery

Schlob 

Is a name for a male who has a long and fat dick. They are constantly getting laid because of their wangs.

I asked cody if he scored last night. He said "Of course I'm a Schlob"

Schlob by Chuck woolery November 14, 2004

pile driving ass 

capable of a powerful driving action in spite of the lack of overall length

He had a two inch tool, but a pile driving ass.

pile driving ass by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

Floater 

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons

Also, a line of bullshit that cannot be accepted.

We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a floater".

Floater by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

gluon 

subatomic particle responsible for the transmission of the strong nuclear force.

subatomic particle allegedly reposonsible for tenaciously holding fecal matter to the sides of the toilet bowl, no matter how many times you flush it. These masses are sometimes referred to as sticktites or anal stalagmites

Somebody left a gluon in the men's room.

gluon by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

firecracker 

a sexual term refering to when I guy puts a thumb in the vagina and a finger in the back door and then rubs the two together. The results are sexually sparks flying, hence the name.

That chick is hot I am going to give her the firecracker tonight.

firecracker by Chuck Woolery January 24, 2004

suck dicks in hell 

An insult phrase used to express complete hatred and disgust of another person; Telling a person what you think of their style or actions.

After Tony screwed my dog, I caught up with him at the liquor store, beat his ass, and told him he could "suck dicks in hell!".

suck dicks in hell by Chuck Woolery July 6, 2003

bagjacking

Reference to jerking off in a very forceful manner, such that the testicles are bounced, or "jacked"

We didn't get much work done, but we did a lot of bagjacking.

bagjacking by Chuck Woolery June 28, 2003