jax

aka cocaine. Derives from the similarities in cocaine and ajax, a common cleaning product.

That chick in Up In Smoke mistook ajax for cocaine. She thought she was snortin jax.

by chuck May 8, 2004

wankaholic

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation

Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.

by chuck March 26, 2005

glory metal

Metal for anyone who has a mullet, drives a camaro, and "loves to rock." Metal for those who wear gaunlets, obsessively watch Lord of the Rings or play D&D. Those who enjoy "hoisting the chalice" and "striking Thor's hammer upon thy sin stricken Earth".

You listen to Manowar?? That sickens me, you Glory Metal piece of shit.

by chuck August 12, 2003

smoldering

chemical reaction

MYRA was smoldering before she was smoking

by chuck May 19, 2004

doggie nuts

testiculs on a dog,
that basterds like
bob barker
tell you to cut off

and they are cute

i would never cut off my doggie nuts

by chuck May 13, 2005

dirty wanker

A real low-down loser.
British for habitual shameless masturbator

That dirty wanker took my wallet!

by Chuck December 1, 2003

cofskis

An insane, child touching man with who wanders around aimlessly with a woodchipper.

Hey, there's Cofskis again, standing in front of that elementary school.

by Chuck May 15, 2004