B.S. Shitworths

A crappy dead mall store that has no reason to exist, possibly a drug front, is oddly full in stock, raises prices drastically, and usually is stuck in the 80s-90s.
You saw that man walk into B.S. Shitworths? He disappeared afterwards.
by Chroxity3 January 06, 2023
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Torso Piers

Pants that are between the knee and ankle. They support your torso and are sometimes baggy enough to use in a middle school trash can.
Me: *looks at some dude wearing torso piers* What the hell is that? Is there an oil rig in him or what?

Him, to his friends: Oh dude these shorts are so cool and and and they make me chafe harder.
by Chroxity3 May 29, 2023
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Mallstyle

A cheap, cringe, and inauthentic type of an aesthetic. Usually from children of ages 11-22. The equipment for these "aesthetics" is usually from a small-type mall shop or made in china from Amazon.
Have you heard of Urban Outfitters? They fuel the most mallstyle vinyl fans.
by Chroxity3 January 03, 2023
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Booberie

A way that Chinese el cheapo amazon sellers get better recommendation by making companies with ridiculous names
Me: I tried getting a Peavey amp but instead I received an amp from “Xiasoungs”

Person: What the Frankie is that? That’s total booberie!
by Chroxity3 May 18, 2023
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China Time

A moment when your family walks in on you doing something cringeworthy.
Once dad saw me as a femboy catgirl, I knew it was China Time
by Chroxity3 January 05, 2023
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Whipper Whapper

An elementary school term for a long, sometimes hard object ( think a cord or souvenir pencil) that can be used to hit someone effectively.
Little billy: umm umm umm so so so the the thing that does that..

Mr. Dan: Speak one more word and I’ll have to hit you with my whipper whapper!
by Chroxity3 June 02, 2023
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Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
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