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When that Grade-A bitch fucks with shit she has no right to fuck with in the first place, always without prior permission.
Person 1: I can't seem to get my TV to work, it was just fine the other day
Person 2: Was SHE here?
Person 1: yes she "visited" without invitation yesterday
Person 2: oh shit you've been Janiced again, that Grade-A bitch
Janiced by bnjmn October 31, 2019

getting janiced 

To get obliterated early on in the night off of 151 Rum and document the entire process by taking photographs all night. Moreover, getting janiced usually involves losing your important belongings, sometimes assuming that others have stolen them.
Are we getting janiced tonight, or do you want to take it easy?

Please don't get so janiced tonight that you put your purse in the mailbox and accuse everyone of stealing it, okay?

Looks like I got pretty janiced from the 140 pictures I took of last night's party.
getting janiced by leenydock October 14, 2011

getting janiced hard

Getting janiced hard ....is when you get held hostage by a cock terrorist bitch hell bent on man milking you to the very edge of death from orgasmic fluid depervation...A creature who stalks a cock with an intense, peirceing stare. the gaze of a fuckening cum thirsty cock goddess, an insatiable heathen of the phalic arts,,,,Her Bitch prepares his CockSlayer like a high purse prize boxer with the hands of a thi chee master muscle manipulater, a deep tissue and hard nipple provocateer..his reward from his goddess .... the pimphand of bad ass bitch accross his face and nuts..the crackle tears through the fabric of the gothic castles spaces ....The ultimate in kink, fantasy and roll playing , bring your best game...prepare to be.... Getting Janiced Hard.......right
Did you see that guy in that soccor moms milfs car ..tremoring, dehidrated, i know the sucked off,,sucked,succabused, milked for every drop empty stare....just meeting up with that ballblasting, wall plastering goddess of cock conjuring your going to be..... getting Janiced Hard...right...........by..Uncle Icky
She is the girl you meet and right away you feel like you can be yourself around her. She is silly, fun, has this sort of fast exciting clap that makes you know she is happy and knowing that is all that matters. She is scare easily which makes is very fun to try to scare her but don't do it too much, she will not enjoy it.This girl can change my mood from irritated, mad, stressful to happy, she makes me want to be my best! She's stunning and has a distinct personality she's kind caring and loves to have a laugh.she's someone you can trust and will brighten up your day.
She doesn't like taking life too seriously but she will focus on her work.She can make you feel good about yourself and make you laugh even when your feeling down.
A Janice is someone you will definitely want to be friends with. She can sometimes be annoying but definitely on a good way.Her style and beauty is hard to describe.She's unique and all the boys secretly hide that they love her , but she can always tell.
'"Oh my gosh Janice looks super cute today, as always" whispered Samantha
Janice by Jazzy sam October 9, 2017
Janice is the only girl you will want to be with once you meet her. She has a simple carm about her that you dream about all the time. If you struggle through any problems you imagine that just being with Janice that they will all

get better. Her kindness is not to be confused with weakness since she is one of the strongest women that I know of other than my own mother. Janices or most Janices are always good and worth their wait. Just imagine how magical and wonderful you and her would be together and how much joy it would bring you to make her truely happy.
Janice I know you will be reading this somewhere one day. I can only imagine that my Janice that I love will read this one day and just know who I am and that I do really care. Janice you are always on my mind and you are the world to me.

I love you Janice.
Janice by All i want is U🌹 August 17, 2019
A term for a perfect woman. One who's style and beauty are difficult to describe. Who's scent intoxicates and excites. A truly beautiful soul with a smile and touch that can heal the infirm. The type of woman one searches for their whole life.
I think I've found my Janice. My life is complete.
Janice by BAD_ March 20, 2009
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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