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When someone talks so much and over-explains something to the point that you can't focus anymore. Or think. Or hear. And your head hurts.
We got Janiced so bad in yesterday's meeting, I don't even know what to do for the next meeting.
Janicing someone can end up using a lot of cell phone minutes.
Janiced by Chris_K. November 30, 2009
Words you can keep
When that Grade-A bitch fucks with shit she has no right to fuck with in the first place, always without prior permission.
Person 1: I can't seem to get my TV to work, it was just fine the other day
Person 2: Was SHE here?
Person 1: yes she "visited" without invitation yesterday
Person 2: oh shit you've been Janiced again, that Grade-A bitch
Janiced by bnjmn October 31, 2019

getting janiced 

To get obliterated early on in the night off of 151 Rum and document the entire process by taking photographs all night. Moreover, getting janiced usually involves losing your important belongings, sometimes assuming that others have stolen them.
Are we getting janiced tonight, or do you want to take it easy?

Please don't get so janiced tonight that you put your purse in the mailbox and accuse everyone of stealing it, okay?

Looks like I got pretty janiced from the 140 pictures I took of last night's party.
getting janiced by leenydock October 14, 2011

getting janiced hard

Getting janiced hard ....is when you get held hostage by a cock terrorist bitch hell bent on man milking you to the very edge of death from orgasmic fluid depervation...A creature who stalks a cock with an intense, peirceing stare. the gaze of a fuckening cum thirsty cock goddess, an insatiable heathen of the phalic arts,,,,Her Bitch prepares his CockSlayer like a high purse prize boxer with the hands of a thi chee master muscle manipulater, a deep tissue and hard nipple provocateer..his reward from his goddess .... the pimphand of bad ass bitch accross his face and nuts..the crackle tears through the fabric of the gothic castles spaces ....The ultimate in kink, fantasy and roll playing , bring your best game...prepare to be.... Getting Janiced Hard.......right
Did you see that guy in that soccor moms milfs car ..tremoring, dehidrated, i know the sucked off,,sucked,succabused, milked for every drop empty stare....just meeting up with that ballblasting, wall plastering goddess of cock conjuring your going to be..... getting Janiced Hard...right...........by..Uncle Icky
She is the girl you meet and right away you feel like you can be yourself around her. She is silly, fun, has this sort of fast exciting clap that makes you know she is happy and knowing that is all that matters. She is scare easily which makes is very fun to try to scare her but don't do it too much, she will not enjoy it.This girl can change my mood from irritated, mad, stressful to happy, she makes me want to be my best! She's stunning and has a distinct personality she's kind caring and loves to have a laugh.she's someone you can trust and will brighten up your day.
She doesn't like taking life too seriously but she will focus on her work.She can make you feel good about yourself and make you laugh even when your feeling down.
A Janice is someone you will definitely want to be friends with. She can sometimes be annoying but definitely on a good way.Her style and beauty is hard to describe.She's unique and all the boys secretly hide that they love her , but she can always tell.
'"Oh my gosh Janice looks super cute today, as always" whispered Samantha
Janice by Jazzy sam October 9, 2017
Janice is the only girl you will want to be with once you meet her. She has a simple carm about her that you dream about all the time. If you struggle through any problems you imagine that just being with Janice that they will all

get better. Her kindness is not to be confused with weakness since she is one of the strongest women that I know of other than my own mother. Janices or most Janices are always good and worth their wait. Just imagine how magical and wonderful you and her would be together and how much joy it would bring you to make her truely happy.
Janice I know you will be reading this somewhere one day. I can only imagine that my Janice that I love will read this one day and just know who I am and that I do really care. Janice you are always on my mind and you are the world to me.

I love you Janice.
Janice by All i want is U🌹 August 17, 2019
A term for a perfect woman. One who's style and beauty are difficult to describe. Who's scent intoxicates and excites. A truly beautiful soul with a smile and touch that can heal the infirm. The type of woman one searches for their whole life.
I think I've found my Janice. My life is complete.

Janice by BAD_ March 20, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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