Definitions by Chris ord
binjacking
Did you put that bag of dog poop I collected off the lawn in the bin ?
No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame
Oh no , binjacking again
No , I binjacked next doors bin to hide our shame
Oh no , binjacking again
binjacking by Chris ord March 12, 2015
swamp sock
A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .
Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock
swamp sock by chris ord June 27, 2010
what fettle
A greeting , mainly used by older members of the community in North East Mining communities,latterly bastardised by younger members of the community to signify the achievement of the physical act of love,when such topics are discussed in a public house etc.
what fettle by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
log effect tile
Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.
log effect tile by Chris Ord August 31, 2006