Chris Zizzo's definitions

Super Mario

Any male, would be super stud who acts out his after hours life as if he were a character in a game. Get high, get drunk, get laid, get in fights, jump over it all and begin again. Tomorrow, it's back to fixing drains or whatever it is you do.

Opie: Oh shit, there goes this evening. Larry just came in.
Jimmy: No man, it's fun to watch this Super Mario go through his act. Look he's already hitting on that girl at the bar while her boyfriend is watching the Yankees.

by Chris Zizzo November 19, 2006

Disneyfied

Something of questionable moral value which has had a veneer of acceptability applied so that it no longer offends at any level, even though it's morality value has not been changed.

The big corporations turned Vegas into a family friendly playground, but even though the goombahs are gone and the shows are all Disneyfied, the town is still all about gambling, booze and hookers.

by Chris Zizzo February 7, 2008

superbowl

A forbidden term, now known as "the SB word". It is being replaced by "The Big Game", particularly in commercials for products you might enjoy while watching the game on TV. Of course, if a small retail store would like to leave a million dollar tribute at the feet of the NFL president, then the taboo gets magically lifted.

"Hey Mom, stop on down to Bill's Bakery for a football shaped ice cream cake, perfect for your Superbowl party . . ."

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAOOOWWWW! "Assume the position! You're under arrest for copyright infringement!"

"No, no, I meant "the Big Game! Please, I have a family!"

by Chris Zizzo February 3, 2008

throw to the wolves

When the wolf is at your door, such as: the IRS, the cops, or your bookie's leg-breaker, you will want to suggest an alternate target, such as: your partner, your dealer or another patsy who can take your punishment instead of you. Sometimes whole groups will find a fall guy to cover their crimes.

Throw to the wolves:
Once the triangulation of fire cut down the president, the FBI threw Oswald to the wolves.

by Chris Zizzo June 11, 2006

twisting off

Drinking Beer. Gone are the days of the church key (opener). Most beer bottles use twist-off caps for your convenience in getting to the brew without a fuss.

Just hangin' at the bar, twisting off a few long-necks, and watchin' the game.

by Chris Zizzo November 12, 2006

postgame

Women keep their sexual activity going after an orgasm and are usually still ready for more. Men literally empty themselves through ejaculation and feel washed out, sleepy, or interested in anything but sex, at least for 20 minutes.

A guy who can keep going, who, even though he has a spent and flaccid penis, is willing to orally pleasure his woman and stay the course, is a postgame hero.

Leave me alone bitch, I ain't no postgame pussy lapper. Where's the remote?

by Chris Zizzo April 5, 2008

Covfefe

A Trumpian error by tweet or speech that is so stupendously moronic that no one can believe it came from the president of the United States. No one, that is except Orange Top’s hard core base who continue to applaud while wearing little red hats and dull looks on their faces.

Did you hear stupid’s latest covfefe? He lauded revolutionary Minutemen for recapturing British held airports.

by Chris Zizzo July 11, 2019