sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

Pliskin

Aeronautical feline that lives mostly on Coke and baked-goods. Skills inlude DDR, Ghost Squad and belching. Caring personality, unless you're a chav, and always a good laugh. Often seen with zekitty.

Looky, its a Pliskin!

by Chris May 13, 2005

ENDO

where the front brake of a bike is applied with the intention of raising the rear wheel into the air

by chris July 20, 2003

henegan

meaning annoying twat

don't be a henegan!!

by Chris January 11, 2005

Meda

meda is cool

<3

by chris October 13, 2003

table nazi

When someone's anal about how you hold your fork or some shit at dinner, and proceeds to throw their utencils at you and break dishes in a fit to have you conform. Like my dad.

"What a fucking table nazi! All I did was slurp and he fuckin broke a dish on my brother's head; so I did it again, and so did he. What a fun game."

by Chris March 01, 2005

Unq

1) Someone is unqualified for something, or someone who could not qualify for something.(Used in USMC and U.S. military.)
2) Someone who failed at something. Abrieviated for Unqualified.(Pronounced Unk.)

1) Smith could not qualify on the rifle range so he is an Unq.
2) You're such a waste of life you're an Unq., you're unqualified to live.

by Chris December 24, 2005