Escualido

A vast majority of the venezuelan opposition, guilty of being so blind and self-centered that they don't realize the reality of things.

About the 90% of the venezuelan media.

Cubans exiles' wannabes. They pretend to be the next "balseros" (drifters) without the attitude and the cause, of course.
I don't care if you're right or not; you do as I say because I'm white, I'm educated and have lots of money. I'm Escualido!
by Chris March 11, 2005
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fliz

a half gram or sometimes 0.4 of a gram of cocaine sold for 25-30 dollars
"last night i did a fliz in like a half an hour and i was yakked out as shit man"
by chris November 16, 2006
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Schiavo

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.
"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"
by Chris April 10, 2005
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1337 R4nK1n65

these are the rankings of how 1337 a person is and how wel they can speak/interpret 1337
Martin: how much of a haxxor or fuxxor are you? Im a 1337 Haxxor G33k
Chris: wow, your 1337 R4nK1n65 is 10
by chris June 19, 2006
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american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Breed in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two mean had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.
American Bulldogs are great dogs.

The dog in little rascals and homeward bound is an american bulldog
by chris May 27, 2005
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Jagua

A Great GSA Helper who is very cool, I feel very sorry for her as she gets harrashed by a complete obbessed T**T!
Jagua Your rule :P
"Jagua your so cool!"
by Chris April 17, 2005
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plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.
Christinas got a plywood ass.
by Chris November 18, 2004
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