Chris's definitions

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005

Iskyoork

Simply put the greatest person ever.

God I wish I was Iskyoork

by Chris April 11, 2005

jerkathon

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.

Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!

by Chris April 21, 2004

Chowd

Somebody from Boston

The Chowds must be wicked pissa after the Sawx lawst the NLCS to the Yankees.

by Chris October 23, 2003

phi psi

The best fucking fraternity ever to exist.

Goddamn I wish I was a Phi Psi.

by Chris March 26, 2005

liquid love

Lust, a love that will fall apart easily, not commited

Stupid bitch, leave me alone, it's not a liquid love, I won't leave her for you

by Chris December 28, 2005

Hurrelled

To be done by a man named Hurrell.

"She got proper Hurrelled, like"

by Chris January 26, 2005