Definitions by Chris's_Zen

bodyshots 

To engage in a friendly fist fight where the hits are take below the head and above the waist. Usually lasts a short time.

"Hey Juan, wanna go bodyshots?"

"Isaiah went bodyshotting with Chris last night, nothing more then bruises on them."

bodyshots by Chris's_Zen May 25, 2013

fatkini

A bikini that is for plus-sized women.

"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"

"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."

fatkini by Chris's_Zen May 24, 2013

boob twerk 

To work one's upper breasts in a calm, seductive manner with intent to cause sexual arousal.

"Hey girl, can you boob twerk for me?" ;)
"Sure"

boob twerk by Chris's_Zen May 19, 2013

Bitch, don't kill my vibe 

Don't mess or interfere with their current emotional atmosphere and feelings. Popularized by a famous song by Kendrick Lamar.

*girl 1 is partying and drinking a day before a college test*
Girl 2: "Hey, we should get some sleep before the test, I know this is a good moment and all..."
Girl 1: "Bitch, don't kill my vibe!"

Bitch, don't kill my vibe by Chris's_Zen May 15, 2013

one hell of a

Used to emphasize the exaggeration of a noun to a positive extent. Other variations include: "one heck of a", "heck of a", or "hell of a".

"That Lamborghini is one hell of car!"

"This is one heck of a job to clean up."

"You're one hell of a kid!"

one hell of a by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

Heavenly shit 

A type of shit you take in ultimate privacy and comfort after having to consume and digest excessive amounts of food or melted cheese. The feeling having to unload the shit is so refreshing and heavenly (hence the name "Heavenly shit") that it usually has you sitting on the toilet for more than 10 minutes at least.

"After the buffet, I took a heavenly shit."

"I feel so much lighter now that I took a heavenly shit!"

Heavenly shit by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

countertroll

When you avoid a troll's trollish act (or taking it deep) and countering it by successfully trolling him/her back. This action is hard to pull off.

Student: *sitting in classroom with a female teacher and other students*

*The female teacher starts reminiscing about her past*
Teacher: "Back in my day my friends used to call me shortstuff cuz I'm short."

Student's troll comment: "I wonder how long ago that was?"

*Whole classroom laughs*

Teacher's countertroll comment: "I don't know, why don't you ask your father?"

Classroom: You just got countertrolled!

countertroll by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013