The novel activity executed on an escalator, whereby subject lies rigid with mid to lower back touching both handrails moving in opposing directions, and spinning slowly around in place.
"That escalopter ride had that old lady tripping over herself when she saw it. Mall security took our pictures on closed-circuit tv's. I stole this Prada coin purse."
by Choggie July 11, 2008
A form of illusory government whereby a small percentage of the population govern a heard of willing morons while both enslaving them and pilfering the fruits of their labor as to enrich themselves all the while convincing their victims (the citizenry) indefinitely, of the wonder and joy of being penetrated from behind without lubrication.
"Kleptoplutocracy"
The United States Of Unconsciousness
"Hipsters and bankers, priests and surgeons, welder, waiter and square, all Americans have their Kleptoplutacratic keepers to thank for their somnambulism."
The United States Of Unconsciousness
"Hipsters and bankers, priests and surgeons, welder, waiter and square, all Americans have their Kleptoplutacratic keepers to thank for their somnambulism."
by choggie February 12, 2013
1. Any substance, organism, or artificially produced form, sharing simultaneously the properties of both liquids and solids.
“Hey, that sliquidy stuff you got there may just turn into the next competing patent; Jakes announced his published peremptory of the “ slolid” last week at that conference... what you’ve got there’s’ a lolid.”
by choggie May 01, 2011
Any event or situation wrought from a combination of misanthropic activity, greed, and suicidal tendencies.
Anyone with at least one-quarter brain function and an unclogged auditory canal can see the snafubar that would result from those two ever having children; Calling Major Clusterfukishima!
by choggie July 11, 2011
Lungcore describes a fusion of traditional hardcore American punk rock and improvisational free form jazz and funk, whose compositional framework is rooted in woodwinds, brass, and percussion. Grungejazz; Punkhorn.
That Lungcore show had this band with four tubas, three trombones, a couple of twins playing Baritone saxes, and a dude blowing into some kind of barrel with a weather balloon coming out of it!
by choggie December 05, 2009
1. A feat defying gravity or other laws of physics, similar to that of a character in the films in the Matrix Trilogy.
2. Any instance of super-human ability that sets one individual apart from the herd, that looks impossible to replicate, by the other monkey spectators.
2. Any instance of super-human ability that sets one individual apart from the herd, that looks impossible to replicate, by the other monkey spectators.
"I watched the chick in the car I was following on the freeway, pull a Neo, as she jumped from her car, out the window, into the open window of a car in next lane. Then I got her number...."
by Choggie December 31, 2007
An executive way to bring down the twin towers and WTC7 in their footprints with the help of 150 million brain-dead American citizens and a band of assholes who claim Texas as their home.
The Texplosion(s) leading up to a massive clusterfuck on that fateful day will hopefully ring out for years to come, as an example of how NOT to be duped into electing pieces of shit disguised as presidents.
by choggie September 02, 2010