20 definitions by ChipSlap

fuckshow

The highest level of absolute fiasco. An event or process where NOTHING goes right.

The war in Iraq is a total fuckshow.

by ChipSlap February 2, 2005

Arafat

To semi-consciously linger in a slow and public death, much as Arafat himself did in late 2004.

I'll bet the Pope really Arafats it out when he goes.

Grandpa Arafatted all of his money away to the nursing home.

by ChipSlap February 2, 2005

BevHo

A woman who gets much easier when drunk, which she does a lot.

That bitch gave her ass up for me last weekend after I bought her 6 cosmos, she's a BevHo.

by ChipSlap September 27, 2005

wipke

To refuse to take sick time from work when one needs it, resulting in communication of the disease-causing microbe to unaware colleagues.

Usually accompanied by the mistaken attitude that one is indispensible at work.

I'm sick because my boss is a Wipke.

by ChipSlap February 3, 2005

Carlsbad Grimble

Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.

Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.

Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.

by ChipSlap May 11, 2006

Jewxigon

A six-pointed star. A Star of David.

Q: What is that thing between the two blue lines?

A: On the flag? That's a Jewxigon.

by ChipSlap October 25, 2007

spag

The liquid a tobacco chewer spits out while using chewing tobacco.

That muffucker dumped his spag cup on me!

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005