ChipSlap's definitions

Muffucker

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"

I hate dat muffucker!

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Arafat

To semi-consciously linger in a slow and public death, much as Arafat himself did in late 2004.

I'll bet the Pope really Arafats it out when he goes.

Grandpa Arafatted all of his money away to the nursing home.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

CFLS

CFLS - Crooked Face Lesbian Syndrome. The tendency for crooked-mouthed women to be over represented in the Lesbian community. Also called “Greta vanSusterin Shovel-face Syndrome.”

Jane Lynch has a case of CFLS.

by ChipSlap July 24, 2018

Krimm

To accidentally spill a messy liquid on oneself, generally while eating. The spill will usually be a very different color from the garment upon which it is spilled, allowing for maximun visibility.

I Krimmed my shirt while eating Vietnamese noodles at Hong Ha.

by ChipSlap March 7, 2005

fuckshow

The highest level of absolute fiasco. An event or process where NOTHING goes right.

The war in Iraq is a total fuckshow.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Subvehicularization

To throw someone "under the bus" -- metaphorically or otherwise.

The first time Jeremiah Wright messed up, Obama didn't throw him under the bus. But when he couldn't shut his damn mouth, Barack committed subvehicularization.

by ChipSlap August 20, 2008

Carlsbad Grimble

Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.

Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.

Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.

by ChipSlap May 18, 2006