ChipSlap's definitions

BevHo

A woman who gets much easier when drunk, which she does a lot.

That bitch gave her ass up for me last weekend after I bought her 6 cosmos, she's a BevHo.

by ChipSlap September 30, 2005

Larryism

Conflating somewhat related terms in one's speech.
Like confusing Henry and William James.

A Larryism is be found in the sentence: "They didn't know when Kennedy was shot that Orwell would be killed two days later."

by ChipSlap September 21, 2005

Krimm

To accidentally spill a messy liquid on oneself, generally while eating. The spill will usually be a very different color from the garment upon which it is spilled, allowing for maximun visibility.

I Krimmed my shirt while eating Vietnamese noodles at Hong Ha.

by ChipSlap March 7, 2005

Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.

I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.

by ChipSlap February 28, 2005

Pjorn

Swedish Porn. Especially that made by Private before it became widely available in the rest of the world.

Let's go to the video store and get some pjorn.

by ChipSlap February 22, 2005

wipke

To refuse to take sick time from work when one needs it, resulting in communication of the disease-causing microbe to unaware colleagues.

Usually accompanied by the mistaken attitude that one is indispensible at work.

I'm sick because my boss is a Wipke.

by ChipSlap February 3, 2005

Schnitzel Bitch

Used by American servicemen stationed in Germany to refer to German women, especially the women who frequent the same clubs and bars as American servicemen.

I tore that schnitzel bitch up last night.

One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.

by ChipSlap February 2, 2005