zeus

Verb. To smite from above with a thunderbolt.

Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.

1. Colonel Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay zeused Hiroshima.

2. The sniper zeused the officer from 700 meters up the ridge.

by ChipSlap February 01, 2005

fuckshow

The highest level of absolute fiasco. An event or process where NOTHING goes right.

The war in Iraq is a total fuckshow.

by ChipSlap February 02, 2005

ABU

All Bonged Up - Something that is screwed up in a silly, unnecessary, or ridiculous fashion.

Man, all of the mice died, his experiment is ABU.

by ChipSlap August 07, 2007

Afronym

An Afronym is the Ebonics equivalent of an English word.

The Afronym for "Person" is "Muffucker," as in the sentence:
I told that muffucker to stop dat shit.

by ChipSlap February 01, 2005

imaginary friend

For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.

Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?

A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.

by ChipSlap August 20, 2006

Subvehicularization

To throw someone "under the bus" -- metaphorically or otherwise.

The first time Jeremiah Wright messed up, Obama didn't throw him under the bus. But when he couldn't shut his damn mouth, Barack committed subvehicularization.

by ChipSlap July 23, 2008

Carlsbad Grimble

Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.

Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.

Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.

by ChipSlap May 11, 2006