ChipSlap's definitions

Subvehicularization

To throw someone "under the bus" -- metaphorically or otherwise.

The first time Jeremiah Wright messed up, Obama didn't throw him under the bus. But when he couldn't shut his damn mouth, Barack committed subvehicularization.

by ChipSlap August 20, 2008

CFLS

CFLS - Crooked Face Lesbian Syndrome. The tendency for crooked-mouthed women to be over represented in the Lesbian community. Also called “Greta vanSusterin Shovel-face Syndrome.”

Jane Lynch has a case of CFLS.

by ChipSlap July 24, 2018

Krimm

To accidentally spill a messy liquid on oneself, generally while eating. The spill will usually be a very different color from the garment upon which it is spilled, allowing for maximun visibility.

I Krimmed my shirt while eating Vietnamese noodles at Hong Ha.

by ChipSlap March 7, 2005

Afronym

An Afronym is the Ebonics equivalent of an English word.

The Afronym for "Person" is "Muffucker," as in the sentence:
I told that muffucker to stop dat shit.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Muffucker

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"

I hate dat muffucker!

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

spag

The liquid a tobacco chewer spits out while using chewing tobacco.

That muffucker dumped his spag cup on me!

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

zeus

Verb. To smite from above with a thunderbolt.

Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.

1. Colonel Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay zeused Hiroshima.

2. The sniper zeused the officer from 700 meters up the ridge.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005