On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.
(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)
Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)
Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024
Proper N. : “Based History Month”
•Alt-Right Holiday
Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
•Alt-Right Holiday
Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 06, 2023
A loosely codified lifestyle that focuses on effective, ethical, ritualistic masturbation and sex. It could be interpreted as a religion. Developed by a Grand Master Baiter known as Sigma Card as he’s spent thousands of hours chronically gooning to keep his mind clear.
Holy texts include a bunch of bizarre sex fanfictions (A sort of goon bible if you will) written in Minecraft servers, porn memes, images shared from e622, definitions on Urban Dictionary, and sex memes. There’s an oral law called the Jelqmud that only goonabbis can interpret.
Commandments of Jizzlam:
-Thou shalt not munt.
-Don’t goon or eat the cum of anyone besides your Jerkmate.
-You may goon competitively any time but you cannot nut in November.
-Do not waste your cum, if you’re going to spill seed then save it in a jar for future use such as a sperm bank deposit or an ingredient in cheese.
-Do not goon the uncircumcised or with men who can’t get hard.
Holy texts include a bunch of bizarre sex fanfictions (A sort of goon bible if you will) written in Minecraft servers, porn memes, images shared from e622, definitions on Urban Dictionary, and sex memes. There’s an oral law called the Jelqmud that only goonabbis can interpret.
Commandments of Jizzlam:
-Thou shalt not munt.
-Don’t goon or eat the cum of anyone besides your Jerkmate.
-You may goon competitively any time but you cannot nut in November.
-Do not waste your cum, if you’re going to spill seed then save it in a jar for future use such as a sperm bank deposit or an ingredient in cheese.
-Do not goon the uncircumcised or with men who can’t get hard.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 August 03, 2025
•Alt-Right Holiday
The day where right-wingers celebrate the birthday of Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler on 4/20. Swastika armbands and jokes about Jews are popular rituals on this day.
The day where right-wingers celebrate the birthday of Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler on 4/20. Swastika armbands and jokes about Jews are popular rituals on this day.
“Put on your Charlie Chaplin costumes today because it’s Hitler Day”
“Fuck nah, the Jews at our school won’t let us celebrate Hitler Day; time to bring our torches for a coup.”
“Why are the birthday candles on Hitler Day always 88?”
“Fuck nah, the Jews at our school won’t let us celebrate Hitler Day; time to bring our torches for a coup.”
“Why are the birthday candles on Hitler Day always 88?”
by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 07, 2023
Proper N.- “Based History Month”
-Alt-Right Holiday
Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
-Alt-Right Holiday
Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 06, 2023
A jpeg, vector, png, or meme video clip of the infamous Family Guy cartoon character Peter Griffin is overlaid where Peter Griffin or some other based chad (racist) would say the n-word. This is an inside joke for those within the influence of the World of Tanks Blitz Discord community because some based chad (racist) named Sigma Card who’s been developing edits of Peter Griffin spamming the hard-r. As a result the mere image of this character represents an impulsively racist and goofy ahh derogatory figure, and the image of Peter Griffin is a coded censor for based moments (use of the hard-r) in online videos and memes.
Meme clip example: Look at that black guy eating a KFC bucket on a motorcycle!! That stupid- *image of Peter Griffin overlays*
Peter Griffin Moment: Use of the nword, picture of Peter put over muted audio
Peter Griffin Moment: Use of the nword, picture of Peter put over muted audio
by ChicksW/dicks2006 August 02, 2025
A double-whammy slur that pertains to a person resembling a male gay faggot and a female dyke. Used properly when dealing with bisexual tomboys who like scissoring and pegging, and trannies who are into scissoring and pegging.
You identify as a female, you're castrated, and you enjoy scissoring and being pegged by your masculine wife because you have no penis? There's no one slur I could concisely and correctly call you... wait, you're a dykefaggot!
by ChicksW/dicks2006 January 09, 2025