Definitions by Chester

resusate 

When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.

This one made Ridgly pass out

resusate by Chester January 11, 2005

The B & R 

See IILF to further understand who B & R are.

The B & R sandwich is good cookin. mmmm

The B & R by Chester January 11, 2005

J Money Horn 

Not really a horn at all. This is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too "wussy."

"I don't use my real horn. It sounds too wussy so I just stick my head out the window and yell."

-J Money

J Money Horn by Chester October 25, 2004

hoodedwagon

A man whose penis is uncut per say!

Quite ugly too!

Alvi roles with a hooded wagon

hoodedwagon by chester September 10, 2004

bugz 

An extremely ugly person who is in dire need of a lifesaving makeover. Usually roadkill is more attractive than a bugzly person.

Wow, is that a mutilated moose or that person just plain bugz?

bugz by Chester August 6, 2004

g-flap 

A word to describe a homeboy or a friend who is in the hood. G-flap is used mostly by white people trying to rekindle their ghetto youth.

White male: What up, g-flap?
Black male: Sit yo ass down before I lay one on ya!
White make: Yes sir!

g-flap by Chester August 6, 2004

friendster 

an online networking service for the people who dont have any friends and desparately asking to be someone's friend

Hey! I have friendster. go online and add me! and write a testimonial too!

friendster by chester June 24, 2004