Chester's definitions

sherardo

One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.

I work with a complete sherardo

by Chester January 13, 2003

J Money Horn

Not really a horn at all. This is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too "wussy."

"I don't use my real horn. It sounds too wussy so I just stick my head out the window and yell."

-J Money

by Chester October 25, 2004

croch slot

a gurl/or a gay guy.Termonology is used as a reference to either one that likes it up the bum.

"gamil is a croch slot"

by chester December 3, 2003

chester drago

best kid ever, also felt left out of all the online cat fighting that the 7th (and some 8th) grade girls were having.

Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?

Kim: You're a rabbit.
Garrette: You're a slut.

Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.

by chester April 16, 2005

mc hammer

ill give him the benifit of the doubt and call him a 2 hit wonder (due to the mild sucess of 2 legit to quit, the cause of his bankruptcy (spent more money on the song and video than he made)) but he definitly DID NOT do whoomp there it is, that was tag team..........unless he was in tag team, but i dobut it

my my my my music hits me - so hard
makes me say OH MY LORD

by Chester March 10, 2004

friendster

an online networking service for the people who dont have any friends and desparately asking to be someone's friend

Hey! I have friendster. go online and add me! and write a testimonial too!

by chester June 24, 2004

hoodedwagon

A man whose penis is uncut per say!

Quite ugly too!

Alvi roles with a hooded wagon

by chester September 10, 2004