by chester December 03, 2003
Get the croch slotmug. Not really a horn at all. This is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too "wussy."
"I don't use my real horn. It sounds too wussy so I just stick my head out the window and yell."
-J Money
-J Money
by Chester October 25, 2004
Get the J Money Hornmug. ill give him the benifit of the doubt and call him a 2 hit wonder (due to the mild sucess of 2 legit to quit, the cause of his bankruptcy (spent more money on the song and video than he made)) but he definitly DID NOT do whoomp there it is, that was tag team..........unless he was in tag team, but i dobut it
by Chester March 10, 2004
Get the mc hammermug. best kid ever, also felt left out of all the online cat fighting that the 7th (and some 8th) grade girls were having.
Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?
Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?
Kim: You're a rabbit.
Garrette: You're a slut.
Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.
Garrette: You're a slut.
Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.
by chester April 16, 2005
Get the chester dragomug. When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.
by Chester January 11, 2005
Get the resusatemug. 
One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.
by Chester January 13, 2003
Get the sherardomug.