Chester's definitions

resusate

When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.

This one made Ridgly pass out

by Chester January 11, 2005

J Money Horn

Not really a horn at all. This is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too "wussy."

"I don't use my real horn. It sounds too wussy so I just stick my head out the window and yell."

-J Money

by Chester October 25, 2004

croch slot

a gurl/or a gay guy.Termonology is used as a reference to either one that likes it up the bum.

"gamil is a croch slot"

by chester December 3, 2003

chester drago

best kid ever, also felt left out of all the online cat fighting that the 7th (and some 8th) grade girls were having.

Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?

Kim: You're a rabbit.
Garrette: You're a slut.

Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.

by chester April 16, 2005

mc hammer

ill give him the benifit of the doubt and call him a 2 hit wonder (due to the mild sucess of 2 legit to quit, the cause of his bankruptcy (spent more money on the song and video than he made)) but he definitly DID NOT do whoomp there it is, that was tag team..........unless he was in tag team, but i dobut it

my my my my music hits me - so hard
makes me say OH MY LORD

by Chester March 10, 2004

sarcast

Someone who is sarcastic.

You're such a sarcast! I should thrash you to death with a wiffel ball bat.

by Chester May 13, 2005

spinnin'

To mix records.

Damn that DJ is spinnin'

by chester February 17, 2003