1. When two females rub vaginas together, with their legs crossing each other's.
2. A kickass pokemon that evolves from Syther.
2. A kickass pokemon that evolves from Syther.
Scizor me timbers!!
by Cheeto Dust September 03, 2010
The epitome of trash television. A show where a group of people sit around in a circle jerk babbling about what Brad Pitt bought from Starbucks the other day. It's done in such an obnoxious fashion and you wonder how it's still on air. Basically televised paparazzi shit, but with load people! The narrator sounds like he's been doing crack because he over exaggerates words and his voice makes him sound like a clown. Watching TMZ is a good way to simulate a lobotomy.
"Tonight on TMZAAYYYYYY... Brad Pit gets an AMERICANO and has a cowlick in his hair! WHOAHAOHAOA! What are we ever going to do!?!?"
by Cheeto Dust February 17, 2018
When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.
Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.
by Cheeto Dust January 06, 2017
A person who thinks very highly about his own particular taste in heavy metal, and pretty much cans the rest of it. Sometimes they go as far as denying some bands as metal when they clearly are. They always act like they're higher than other people, when they themselves act like children when it comes to music. As others have said, they often make over-exaggerated critiques of metal bands and would rather experience a form of physical torture or genital mutilation than to listen to some metal bands. They are never constructive, polite, merciful or mature when it comes to criticism.
Metal Elitist: Wow, you listen to Immortal? They're fucking gay and sound like a garbage disposal full of spoons. I'd rather shove a knife up my ass than to listen to this cheerleader piece of shit. I recommend you go listen to some Gaarfadinonskelyrgen they're 10x better.
by Cheeto Dust October 12, 2012
A douchebag who insists that any band you mention that is not Black Metal, Death Metal, Folk Metal or Power Metal, sucks ass and is not metal at all. They'll often bombard said band with immature insults such as: "They make me want to eat my own cock and vomit."
Bands they prefer are almost always obscure and come from Scandinavia. They hate all bands that are popular. The only Thrash Metal band that is tolerated by Metal Elitist is Iron Maiden. The rest isn't even metal.
Bands they prefer are almost always obscure and come from Scandinavia. They hate all bands that are popular. The only Thrash Metal band that is tolerated by Metal Elitist is Iron Maiden. The rest isn't even metal.
Random guy: Hmm, favorite metal bands? Pantera, Fear Factory, Crobar...
Metal Elitist: Oh my god, your list sucks fucking bloody rectum. Shit isn't even metal. Weird Al Yankadick can make better metal than those bands. Besides, all that shit is pop-rock, you fucking twit! I'd rather have tumors in my scrotum and my gooch than to listen to Bell's crying again.
Metal Elitist: Oh my god, your list sucks fucking bloody rectum. Shit isn't even metal. Weird Al Yankadick can make better metal than those bands. Besides, all that shit is pop-rock, you fucking twit! I'd rather have tumors in my scrotum and my gooch than to listen to Bell's crying again.
by Cheeto Dust January 06, 2017
A YouTube channel dedicated to Top 10 lists that posts like 100 videos a day about the most random and dumbest shit you can think of.
Top 10 Best Product Placement moments in B-Movies
Top 10 Saddest Episodes from Happy TV shows
Top 10 Times a character said "N-Nani?" in anime
Top 10 Moments a character ate a carrot in Anime.
Top 10 hats worn by dogs in a sitcom.
Top 10 Best Product Placement moments in B-Movies
Top 10 Saddest Episodes from Happy TV shows
Top 10 Times a character said "N-Nani?" in anime
Top 10 Moments a character ate a carrot in Anime.
Top 10 hats worn by dogs in a sitcom.
by Cheeto Dust October 18, 2018
A term for someone who committed a very stupid act or for someone who is just always an idiot. Someone who is so stupid, you question if their brains are made of shit.
1. Only a true shithead would light himself on fire while naked looking for publicity on YouTube.
2. He gone and blew his lips off sucking them through that soda bottle... what a shithead!!
2. He gone and blew his lips off sucking them through that soda bottle... what a shithead!!
by Cheeto Dust October 27, 2015