A special type of social networking site that allowed users to create and modify avatars using many many clothing items, weapons and accessories. It has a market where you can buy or sell items using the site's currency - Gaia Gold. Items could cost up to anywhere between 1 gold to over 200,000,0000. Back in the old days, gold was harder to come by, but items didn't cost much anyway. Nowadays, almost fucking everything costs at least 200,000 gold. New items are released everyday, but many look the same and are meaningless, especially when their starting price is 100,000,000 gold in the market. Nothing here is worth spending real currency on. Avatars are less appreciated because now any loser can just buy it with real money.
The site has interactive worlds known as Towns or Rally where many users get together with their avatars and hang out. Other worlds are usually sponsor based worlds, like MTV Hollywood Crap world.
They used to have this really cool feature called Gaia Cinemas where we can watch funny old ass educational videos with other avatars, but they tossed all that completely.
This website has become increasingly boring. Nobody goes on here anymore except Asians and 12 year old white girls. Items are way to damn expensive to work toward them anymore. This site has pretty much lost all it's former glory and become a giant cesspool of watery diarrhea.
The site has interactive worlds known as Towns or Rally where many users get together with their avatars and hang out. Other worlds are usually sponsor based worlds, like MTV Hollywood Crap world.
They used to have this really cool feature called Gaia Cinemas where we can watch funny old ass educational videos with other avatars, but they tossed all that completely.
This website has become increasingly boring. Nobody goes on here anymore except Asians and 12 year old white girls. Items are way to damn expensive to work toward them anymore. This site has pretty much lost all it's former glory and become a giant cesspool of watery diarrhea.
by Cheeto Dust October 11, 2012
Get the Gaia Onlinemug. The epitome of trash television. A show where a group of people sit around in a circle jerk babbling about what Brad Pitt bought from Starbucks the other day. It's done in such an obnoxious fashion and you wonder how it's still on air. Basically televised paparazzi shit, but with load people! The narrator sounds like he's been doing crack because he over exaggerates words and his voice makes him sound like a clown. Watching TMZ is a good way to simulate a lobotomy.
"Tonight on TMZAAYYYYYY... Brad Pit gets an AMERICANO and has a cowlick in his hair! WHOAHAOHAOA! What are we ever going to do!?!?"
by Cheeto Dust May 07, 2018
Get the TMZmug. A douchebag who insists that any band you mention that is not Black Metal, Death Metal, Folk Metal or Power Metal, sucks ass and is not metal at all. They'll often bombard said band with immature insults such as: "They make me want to eat my own cock and vomit."
Bands they prefer are almost always obscure and come from Scandinavia. They hate all bands that are popular. The only Thrash Metal band that is tolerated by Metal Elitist is Iron Maiden. The rest isn't even metal.
Bands they prefer are almost always obscure and come from Scandinavia. They hate all bands that are popular. The only Thrash Metal band that is tolerated by Metal Elitist is Iron Maiden. The rest isn't even metal.
Random guy: Hmm, favorite metal bands? Pantera, Fear Factory, Crobar...
Metal Elitist: Oh my god, your list sucks fucking bloody rectum. Shit isn't even metal. Weird Al Yankadick can make better metal than those bands. Besides, all that shit is pop-rock, you fucking twit! I'd rather have tumors in my scrotum and my gooch than to listen to Bell's crying again.
Metal Elitist: Oh my god, your list sucks fucking bloody rectum. Shit isn't even metal. Weird Al Yankadick can make better metal than those bands. Besides, all that shit is pop-rock, you fucking twit! I'd rather have tumors in my scrotum and my gooch than to listen to Bell's crying again.
by Cheeto Dust January 06, 2017
Get the Metal Elitistmug. The kind of quote you see printed on cute frames, welcome mats, wall decals, and booty shorts.
Part of the "Innocent but actually dirty ho" starter pack, along with puppy Snapchat filter, choker, uggs, boob straps, and daddy issues. Rarity: common.
Part of the "Innocent but actually dirty ho" starter pack, along with puppy Snapchat filter, choker, uggs, boob straps, and daddy issues. Rarity: common.
Ashley has a "Live Love Laugh" frame fitted on her bedroom wall. I'm sure many dudes got a kick out of that while railing her asshole.
by Cheeto Dust March 06, 2018
Get the Live Love Laughmug. 1. Another word for the asshole or anus.
2. The act of shoving a warm, buttery cob of corn up the anus and treating it as a dildo.
3. A hole that has been punctured into a cob of corn.
2. The act of shoving a warm, buttery cob of corn up the anus and treating it as a dildo.
3. A hole that has been punctured into a cob of corn.
by Cheeto Dust December 22, 2015
Get the Cornholemug. A YouTube channel dedicated to Top 10 lists that posts like 100 videos a day about the most random and dumbest shit you can think of.
Top 10 Best Product Placement moments in B-Movies
Top 10 Saddest Episodes from Happy TV shows
Top 10 Times a character said "N-Nani?" in anime
Top 10 Moments a character ate a carrot in Anime.
Top 10 hats worn by dogs in a sitcom.
Top 10 Best Product Placement moments in B-Movies
Top 10 Saddest Episodes from Happy TV shows
Top 10 Times a character said "N-Nani?" in anime
Top 10 Moments a character ate a carrot in Anime.
Top 10 hats worn by dogs in a sitcom.
by Cheeto Dust October 17, 2018
Get the Watchmojomug. When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.
Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.
by Cheeto Dust January 06, 2017
Get the Ass chafemug.