Definitions by Cheesy and dangerous.

Cyanide and Happiness 

The Urban Dictionary's spirit animal

"Do you like the comic Cyanide and Happiness?"
"Yeah, it's pretty funny, sorta sexual, a little depressing."
"Like urban dictionary?"
"Pretty much the embodiment of urban dictionary"

Cyanide and Happiness by Cheesy and dangerous. June 6, 2015

Santa screwed me 

A basic, blunt way to let your friends know you got nothing you wanted for Christmas.

"Have a good Christmas?"

"It was ok, but Santa screwed me."

Santa screwed me by Cheesy and dangerous. December 29, 2014

Fingering 

An act that started when a man in bed with a woman, reached down to adjust his condom

Fingering is related to fisting, forking, and footsies.

Fingering by Cheesy and dangerous. November 17, 2014

Tennessee triangle 

A position where you have to picture a 69- with a threesome, of course. Can be done with two guys and one girl, two girls and one guy, three guys, or three girls. The result is a magnificent triangle, though there's little known about how it came from Tennessee.

Tara and Sara argued over who would get eaten by Justin in their Tennessee triangle.

Tennessee triangle by Cheesy and dangerous. October 11, 2014

Supercell 

App Store developer that has of now made three games: Clash of Clans, Hay Day, and Boom Beach. All three are both annoying and addicting.

The App Store reviewers are always giving it five stars but still giving out random, nincompooptic suggestions.

This makes no sense. I have never felt more sorry for any app creator.

I apologize for the world's glaring stupidity, Supercell.

Supercell by Cheesy and dangerous. August 7, 2014

Omgug2bkm 

Abbreviation for "oh my god you got to be kidding me". Used only by idiots who have to speak in text talk.

She really did that? Wtf omgug2bkm!
Lol*_*

Omgug2bkm by Cheesy and dangerous. July 26, 2014

Smart blonde

A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!

The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.

Smart blonde by Cheesy and dangerous. July 19, 2014