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When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.
by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004
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If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.
by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004
Get the paw the gaunch mug.When an adult flips out, behaviorly speaking, over something relatively insignificant.
An adult tantrum.
An adult tantrum.
The stewardess just told Jon our flight was going to arrive 1 minute later than scheduled. Now he's throwing his peanuts at her and cussing up a storm. He always throws a noreltny like this for the smallest things. I hope the Air Marshalls don't bust a cap in his ass for being "that guy."
by Charlie Golf July 19, 2007
Get the noreltny mug.1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.
2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!
by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007
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You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.
You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.
by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005
Get the The Nasty Gargoyle mug.To try and take back what you just said. In reference to the way a crawfish swims/walks -- backwards.
Jimmy done say he wanted to titty-fuck that bitch but when he find out she be my kid sista he start crawfishin' like a muthafucka.
by Charlie Golf April 5, 2004
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