Charlie Golf's definitions

Full court press

When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.

My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings

by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004

paw the gaunch

When a girl masturbates.

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.

by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004

noreltny

When an adult flips out, behaviorly speaking, over something relatively insignificant.

An adult tantrum.

The stewardess just told Jon our flight was going to arrive 1 minute later than scheduled. Now he's throwing his peanuts at her and cussing up a storm. He always throws a noreltny like this for the smallest things. I hope the Air Marshalls don't bust a cap in his ass for being "that guy."

by Charlie Golf July 19, 2007

Karate Body

When someone (male or female) has a physique so awesome some might say it is "kickin'" like they do in Karate. Pronounced quickly as "Karate Botty."

Damn. Have you seen that chick from the Transformer movie Megan Fox? She has a serious Karate Body.

by Charlie Golf April 4, 2009

bust a grump

To defecate.

If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.

by Charlie Golf April 27, 2004

security round

The round fired into the head to insure that a mark is truly dead.

I didn't need to fire a security round because I double-tapped Osama in the forehead.

by Charlie Golf April 26, 2004

instant ass

A fart that you smell IMMEDIATELY after it leaves your ass.

I was just getting out of my car when some instant ass escaped my cornhole. I couldn't get out before it scorched my nosehairs!

by Charlie Golf January 19, 2007