Charlie Golf's definitions

Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

The Nasty Gargoyle

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005

Crawfish

To try and take back what you just said. In reference to the way a crawfish swims/walks -- backwards.

Jimmy done say he wanted to titty-fuck that bitch but when he find out she be my kid sista he start crawfishin' like a muthafucka.

by Charlie Golf April 5, 2004

punch the pie

The act of female masturbation. To rub/prod the female genitalia.

My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

VLF

VLF = Vaginal Lubrication Factor

A rating system to describe the lubrication of one's vagina.

10 = Super Wet
1 = Uncomfortably Dry

Jenn's VLF was an easy 10! She calls herself the "Sexual Slip-n-Slide!

"Baby, my VLF is down to about 1. Can you grab the Astroglide so we can get busy?"

by Charlie Golf March 24, 2007

paw the gaunch

When a girl masturbates.

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.

by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004

Full court press

When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.

My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings

by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004