noreltny 

When an adult flips out, behaviorly speaking, over something relatively insignificant.

An adult tantrum.

The stewardess just told Jon our flight was going to arrive 1 minute later than scheduled. Now he's throwing his peanuts at her and cussing up a storm. He always throws a noreltny like this for the smallest things. I hope the Air Marshalls don't bust a cap in his ass for being "that guy."

noreltny by Charlie Golf July 19, 2007

noreltne 

A hypothetical occurence in which the body performs all possible bodily functions at the same time.

John felt continuously worse all day long, so he wasn't terribly surprised when the noreltne hit at around five in the evening.

noreltne by Wrixlan Wordum May 13, 2005